What’s in your head, Zombie?

The aptly named “Zombie” (mindless automaton with no free will) over at the aptly named Pajamas Media (neither pajamas nor media: discuss) sees a sinister anti-Israel bias in HuffPo’s photo-cropping techniques:

The picture of Benjamin Netanyahu shown to the left appears on the front page of today’s Huffington Post, illustrating a story about Israel easing its blockade of Gaza…

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Somebody — most likely at Huffington Post — carefully cropped off the top portion of the photo so that the bottom parts of the two branches combined with the curved edge of the seal appear to be the outlines of horns sprouting from Netanyahu’s head.

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Coincidence? Perhaps. But considering the longstanding documented anti-Israel bias at so many news outlets, “coincidence” seems like the least likely explanation.

Leave it to the Jew-hating media to put devil horns on Netanyahu. Can a Katie Couric-led Kristallnacht be far behind? [Personally, I think it looks more like a halo than a set of horns. It looks even more like a jellyfish.]

But let’s not forget right-wing Israeli politicians aren’t the only targets of the mocking lamestream media. The BBC and countless American media outlets cropped photos of John Ashcroft to make it appear as if a terrifying Bare-Bosomed Bronze Lady Justice were preparing to smite the Bush Administration Attorney General for unspecified crimes:

The moral of the story? 100% of zombies agree there’s no end to lefty media perfidy.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/06/10 at 06:55 PM • Permalink

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Ummm ... a li’l less Bibi and more lady bosoms, please.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 07/06/10 at 07:17 PM

Jesus Christ, it never ends with these fucking Israel-Firsters. (Sorry, Zombie, but I live in America, which makes Israel possible, and I don’t give a fuck what Bibi wants unless it coincidentally happens to be good for the USA, which is almost never, so take a number and get in line).

Moses had horns, and everybody seemed to think that was pretty goddamn cool. I don’t know what Zombie’s bitching about here…except that bitching about America’s neglect of Israel and Obama’s insistence on treating Bibi like a guy who runs a country smaller than Rhode Island is her only hope of ever having breasts as big as Pam Geller’s.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/06/10 at 07:37 PM

Um. Yeah. Call me a liberal islahomofacist but those don’t look like devil horns. You’d have to really, really, really, really, really want to see devil horns to even think those were devil horns.

And you know who else really, really, really, really, really wanted to see devil horns on Jewish people’s heads?

a terrifying Bare-Bosomed Bronze Lady Justice were preparing to smite the Bush Administration Attorney General for unspecified crimes

You mean she wasn’t?

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/06/10 at 09:03 PM

Zombie, who I’ve been following for years, is one twisted, paranoid fuckhead. He lives in one of the most liberal areas of California just so he can feel like an outlaw. He or she, Zombie’s gender has never been determined.

Comment by Dan Coyle on 07/06/10 at 11:32 PM

Sorry—for no particular reason, I always got the sense Zombie was a “she.”

Then again, since we’re not talking about a human being in the normal sense, those sorts of distinctions may be inoperative.

He/she/it used to be a regular feature at LGF, but now that Johnson’s slamming Geller, I’m assuming that’s changed.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/06/10 at 11:41 PM

Whoa, CRAZY pic of Pamela Geller at that link. I have captured for possible future use.

Oh, and the so-called “devil horns” over Netanyahu’s head? Puhlease.

Comment by marindenver on 07/06/10 at 11:50 PM

Nice try, comrades, but there comes a time when you just have to give up the pretense. We’re busted.

The Zombie has found us out. That was exactly our plan to bring about the Caliphate—trick Bibi into standing in front of that glass thingy, take his picture, and then “Dohdidoh, how are we going to make this distinguished humanitarian look foolish, hey? I got it! We’ll crop the photo so it looks like he has devil horns!!”

Bwahaha! Sharia law is just around the corner!