Where Do You Go When Even *Batshit Crazy* Doesn’t Cover It?

Where Do You Go When Even Batshit Crazy Doesn’t Cover It?

A *Batshit Crazy* person:

As reported by the Minnesota Independent, Michelle Bachmann seems to be trying to top her previous plateau of crazy. Recapping from her interview with a local talk show host:

U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann says she fears the Obama administration will create “re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums.”

“What?” you say. Everyone knows she’s totally nutz. Yes, but the last person I heard saying this was someone called PumaBear at PUMAPac and she went on about it for several paragraphs mostly in caps. Kind of like the interview with Bachmann which you can hear in its entirety on the Independent’s website.

Not surprisingly Bachmann seems to be neglecting her constituents just a little too.

Related: A Minnesota Independent investigation reveals today that Minnesotans in Bachmann’s district face the worst effects of the foreclosure crisis – but she’s doing the least about it. Bachmann calls homeowners “irresponsible” while advancing legislation to restrict abortion, make the U.S. government more Christian, and fend off mythical assaults on the dollar.

Sounds like most of the Republicans in the Colorado legislature a few years back. Thankfully we raised a bunch of money and threw the loons out. Over at the Dump Michelle Bachmann website, folks seem to have the same idea. I wish them the best of luck!

Posted by marindenver on 04/06/09 at 04:52 PM • Permalink

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...and the answer is “none” - none more crazy.

Her Crazy goes to 11

Comment by Tom65 on 04/06/09 at 05:30 PM

“And so we need to once again decide, do we want to be free, or do we want to be slaves? We have to make that decision. And I know I’ve made my choice, you’ve made your choice. And we have to act in concert if we want to make sure that we can hold on to what we have.”<——sign you are going insane.

That is what bat-shit crazy Bachmann said in an interview posted on Atlas Shrugs, which is a website that won’t even be linked here, in the interest of safety. (Copied and pasted from ShortsandPants out of laziness.)

Comment by shortsshortsshorts on 04/06/09 at 05:35 PM

Yeah, Pammie Geller is one of the few people who makes Bachmann look even marginally rational.

Comment by marindenver on 04/06/09 at 07:02 PM

The Beast with 2 Bachmanns isn’t crazy, she’s a brainless drama queen who is thrilled to be getting the attention she’s always known she deserves. So long as someone sticks her in front of a camera she’ll keep spewing the crapola. The fact that no one in the GOP can be arsed to say she doesn’t represent the GOP (or just tell her to StFu) is a sign that things are truly, madly, deeply befucked.

Popcorn?

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 04/06/09 at 10:20 PM

Wait until the Bachmans and Palins hear about THIS

TOTAL nationwide wingnut meltdown in 3-2-1.

Ms Polly, we’re waiting to see whay you do with the permanent look of surprise on Bachman’s face.

Comment by scooter on 04/06/09 at 10:27 PM

marindenver—What do you think about our CO Senators joining the “Conservative Democrats” group? People down here in SoCo are grumbling about it.

I’m going to call Udall and Bennett’s offices tomorrow and get statements from them about it to read at our JFK Dinner. Tried to get one of them to come in person but they were too busy. :(

Comment by Glix on 04/07/09 at 12:11 AM

Also from the Dump Michelle Bachmann website, it appears that youth re-education camps are OK if they’re run by Christian fundamentalists with no professional expertise in treating drug-related problems:

http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com/2009/03/know-truth- minnesota-teen-challenge.html

In fact, they deserve earmarks ...

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 04/07/09 at 12:18 AM

You know, it’s going to be really funny when aliens land on the White House lawn, and when asked by Obama what they want, they reply, “We want that awful woman Michele Bachmann to shut her fucking pie hole. The theta waves from her diseased brain are disrupting cellular phone signals on our planet. Silence her incessant douchebaggery and we can live in peace.”

Comment by Allan on 04/07/09 at 12:37 AM

Sounds like she’s describing Jesus Camp.

As a rule of thumb whenever the wingnuts accuse us of something so farfetched it makes me go WTF, I assume they are doing it themselves.

Comment by Glix on 04/07/09 at 04:47 AM

That’s generally a safe assumption, Glix.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 04/07/09 at 06:48 AM

She won’t be ignored, Dan.

Comment by Ripley on 04/07/09 at 08:57 AM

Glix - I was pretty disappointed to hear that BOTH senators were joining the “knee-cap Obama when possible” group. Didn’t know much about Bennett’s politics (because, he, like, never ran for office or anything but was doing a kinda, pretty good job as school super) but Udall fails to recognize that the NON blue dog Dems of Colorado got him elected. So far they haven’t done any actual damage but be interesting to see where they go with this.