White Zombie Teabaggers Won’t Stop Following CeCe Heil Around

Another Palin pick, running in tomorrow’s Tennessee GOP primary. Apparently, she represents just enough people to fit in a closing boom-shot, and they trail her like brain-eaters everywhere she goes… except for the one Black and the one Hispanic, who just popped by for a center-frame cameo in the final scene.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/05/10 at 11:24 AM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Election '10 • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Teabaggery •

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You sir, have insulted an awesome band. Choose your second, we duel at dawn with dead haddocks!

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 08/05/10 at 11:43 AM

@HTP—Apologies. I was referring to the original White Zombie, which inspired all others.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 08/05/10 at 11:52 AM

Don’t you just want to stand up and yell at the TV, “For God’s sake, look behind you, Blondie! They’re gainin’ on you!”?

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 08/05/10 at 11:54 AM

Since I’ll be quite glad not to see another Palin post today, the mysterious puppetmasters who fed the Dingbat that Roared her cyclostyled talking points and scrawled a figure on her hand the other day are now “fact-checking” the latest lie to escape her tightly pursed, twitching lips.

It’ll end in tears.

Comment by YAFB on 08/05/10 at 12:09 PM

Sorry about the screwed-up URL in that comment. It’s fixed now.

Comment by YAFB on 08/05/10 at 12:22 PM

I said this somewhere a few weeks ago, but am I the only one who thinks “CeCe Heil” sounds like Hitler’s drag name?

Comment by Steve M. on 08/05/10 at 12:38 PM

Strange - You are forgiven. This time.
S.M. - Nope.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 08/05/10 at 12:45 PM

PoliticalCorrection wades into the fray.

From where Palin’s sitting (i.e. on top of gazillions of dollars that the feds would cruelly deprive her of), it’s not pretty:

The fact is that there’s only one way Palin’s scenario will become a reality: if conservatives in the Senate put politics ahead of working Americans and block any congressional action that doesn’t also include an expensive gift for their rich friends. Palin can only hope.

Comment by YAFB on 08/05/10 at 01:03 PM

Strange, you are one funny bastard. Can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard after clicking “play” on a YouTube video. Excellent set-up.

BRRRRRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS!

Comment by Kevin K. on 08/05/10 at 01:39 PM

YAFB, that deserves a post. If you don’t have time, I’ll handle it.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 08/05/10 at 02:17 PM

Go for it, Betty!

Comment by YAFB on 08/05/10 at 02:23 PM

CeCe Heil? Sounds like a neo-Nazi Gospel singer.

Good luck, and heil Heil! May you prove victorious in your quest to become the Republican who loses to Jim Cooper this November!

Comment by Allan on 08/05/10 at 02:47 PM

I haven’t looked at the returns, because who cares? but I work with one of the other GOP lamb-clowns.

He’s an Indian feller who don’t talk all purty like Bobby Jindal. And he don’t have a good ‘Murrican name like “Bobby.”

Comment by hamletta on 08/06/10 at 12:46 AM

Am I the only person who thinks the guy in the tie standing next to CeCe is rlly a gurl? Is she CECe’s husband? Should CeCe’s acolytes be told?

Comment by tatertot on 08/06/10 at 05:54 AM

Am I the only person who thinks the guy in the tie standing next to CeCe is rlly a gurl?

I thought it was a timewarped Joe Lieberman.

Comment by YAFB on 08/06/10 at 06:14 AM

LIE-bermann never had such sexy-looking sideburns ...

Comment by tatertot on 08/06/10 at 11:37 AM

Sideburns are sexy?!

Comment by YAFB on 08/06/10 at 12:16 PM

Only on passing or trans-ing women. On blokes, s-burns are the harbinger of hair-sprouting ears, which require hair-reducing appliances. Could this assertion be somehow extrapolated to Snow Snooki’s eyelashes?