Who is the sexiest NewsBuster?

It’s very important that we settle who’s the sexiest NewsBuster by nightfall. Polling in the right sidebar. Get to it. America’s future depends on it.

Brent Baker “Pocket Protector”	Geoffrey Dickens “No Hats For You”
Kyle Drennen “Pickle Barrel”	Mark Finkelstein “Blunt Head Trauma”
Tim Graham “Tim”	Warner Todd Huston “Pure Sizzle”
Justin McCarthy “Squeezyface”	Matthew Sheffield “Mr. Noodles”
Clay Waters “Amber Alert”	Scott Whitlock “Gummymouth”

Posted by Kevin K. on 08/06/08 at 10:07 AM • Permalink

Mmm… that’s a whole lotta Dreamy right there.  For a moment, I thought I’d clicked onto Cute Overload.

Brent Baker is the spitting image of Bill Gates, except without his stunning good looks. The animal magnetism is unmistakable.

I’d chew off a limb to escape any one of them.

I had to vote for Squeezyface.  I mean, come on!

I had to vote for Squeezyface.  I mean, come on!

You’re outta your gourd. If Warner Todd isn’t the hottest slab of beef this side of that ugly, fat black woman who now has her own reality show, my name is Booger McCain.

I got Pickle Barrel.  He’s all that and more!

I’m the only vote for Mr. Noodles?  Haters, all of you!

I thought about Noodles, but Brent Baker’s pheromone count is so fucking high.

Oh, its Warner Todd.  With the full walrus.

"Ambert Alert\” is a little too perfectly named, so I have to go for “Pure Sizzle” and his well-crafted Flowbee Junior look.

Just think, they could all achieve Ann Coulter’s success if they slapped on a dress and tucked it in.  Which shouldn’t be difficult because I’m sure there’s not much to tuck in…

How many times can I vote for Tim Graham?

Huston and Sheffield have “interesting” hair.