Who is the sexiest NewsBuster?

It’s very important that we settle who’s the sexiest NewsBuster by nightfall. Polling in the right sidebar. Get to it. America’s future depends on it.

Brent Baker “Pocket Protector”	Geoffrey Dickens “No Hats For You”
Kyle Drennen “Pickle Barrel”	Mark Finkelstein “Blunt Head Trauma”
Tim Graham “Tim”	Warner Todd Huston “Pure Sizzle”
Justin McCarthy “Squeezyface”	Matthew Sheffield “Mr. Noodles”
Clay Waters “Amber Alert”	Scott Whitlock “Gummymouth”

Posted by Kevin K. on 08/06/08 at 09:07 AM • Permalink

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Mmm… that’s a whole lotta Dreamy right there. For a moment, I thought I’d clicked onto Cute Overload.

Comment by Ripley on 08/06/08 at 10:27 AM

Brent Baker is the spitting image of Bill Gates, except without his stunning good looks. The animal magnetism is unmistakable.

Comment by poputonian on 08/06/08 at 12:13 PM

I’d chew off a limb to escape any one of them.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 08/06/08 at 12:13 PM

I had to vote for Squeezyface. I mean, come on!

Comment by Ripley on 08/06/08 at 01:19 PM

I had to vote for Squeezyface. I mean, come on!

You’re outta your gourd. If Warner Todd isn’t the hottest slab of beef this side of that ugly, fat black woman who now has her own reality show, my name is Booger McCain.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 08/06/08 at 01:47 PM

I got Pickle Barrel. He’s all that and more!

Comment by gimmeabreak on 08/06/08 at 01:53 PM

I’m the only vote for Mr. Noodles? Haters, all of you!

Comment by Tom Hilton on 08/06/08 at 02:35 PM

I thought about Noodles, but Brent Baker’s pheromone count is so fucking high.

Comment by poputonian on 08/06/08 at 02:40 PM

Oh, its Warner Todd. With the full walrus.

Comment by t4toby on 08/06/08 at 02:57 PM

“Ambert Alert” is a little too perfectly named, so I have to go for “Pure Sizzle” and his well-crafted Flowbee Junior look.

Comment by Trollhattan on 08/06/08 at 03:33 PM

Just think, they could all achieve Ann Coulter’s success if they slapped on a dress and tucked it in. Which shouldn’t be difficult because I’m sure there’s not much to tuck in…