Will He or Won’t He?  Christie Plays It Coy

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Or at least the desperate Repubs not of the Teabagger persuasion are hoping that’s all it is.  Because to everyone else it looks like he’s NOT RUNNING!  STILL!  Oh, but hope springs eternal in the Republican breast (or whatever passes for one in a Rethug.)

Which all just goes to show how desperate the Rovians are for somebody Who’s-Not-Romney-Or Not-Perry-Too-Evidently.  Gov. Goodhair has shown himself to be nothing but another pretty face in the style of a Palin.  And further a pretty face who’s soft on immigration.

So once again the Repub machine approaches Christie, knees bended, bouquet in hand.  Our crusty curmudgeon Christie, they cry!  He of the happy teddy bear appearance who yells at people and smites unions.  Save us from ourselves!

Well, don’t let me stop you guys.  But if you really think you’d be solving your little candidate problem?

Check this out.

NOT just soft on immigration but squishy on gun control,  actually believes human activity plays a part in climate change, doesn’t apparently think the Department of Education should be abolished AND, probably worst of all, he doesn’t think all Mooslins are out to do us in!

Clearly this is a man who has no business being in charge of the Noonited States of Murika!  At least that’s going to be the Teabaggers line once the damaging evidence is out.  Sorry Republicans.  Crusty Christie is not going to save your butts.  So sad.

Posted by marindenver on 09/27/11 at 05:26 PM • Permalink

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I know that this will make me an asshole for saying it, but Chris Christie is too fucking fat to ever run for POTUS.  He’d drop dead of a heart attack or stroke before the conventions.  There’s a reason he takes helicopters to political fundraising events and needs a limo to carry him 200 some odd feet to the stands at his kid’s ball games.  He’s one more Big Mac or flight of stairs away from pining for the fjords.

@Hunter:  Fire up your search and replace
http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/z_x27fat_t.htm

“Justice Brewer of the Supreme Court said that ‘Taft is the politest man in Washington; the other day he gave up his seat in a street-car to three ladies.’

Comment by MikeJ on 09/27/11 at 07:01 PM

@Hunter Gathers — You could apologize, but you’d have to get in line behind all the Freepers and Palinistas who went there first.

Could he possibly have the resolve to turn down boith David Koch AND Barbara Bush?

@Hunter Gathers — Oh, and the ladies on The View.

Oh, and the ladies on The View.

Because who else do you turn to for cogent political analysis and policy dissection, amirite?

Seriously though I see that I neglected the really important story of the day.  ;-D

@Strange:

Could he possibly have the resolve to turn down boith David Koch AND Barbara Bush?

Huh? He plainly doesn’t have the resolve to turn down a jelly doughnut.

Meanwhile, GOP scientists work feverishly to clone Ronald Reagan. Their efforts are hindered by the fact that the GOP considers all science elitist namby-pamby devil talk.

Seriously though I see that I neglected the really important story of the day.  ;-D

Have you ever watched her show since her children were born?  You know how when she takes on-air calls, it’s de rigeur for her viewers to gush over her twins, and how they love seeing photos of them, and even how they have twins themselves?

It’s going to be worth watching her after this just to see her callers tip-toe through a minefield:

“Nancy, I think your twins are just wonderful.  I mean your children - CHILDREN!”

They should have tapped him six months ago.

Not a Southerner—and its reputation as a regional party is slowly killing the GOP.
Not a God-botherer—and its reputation as a theocratic party is slowly killing the GOP.
Not slick—and in the present climate politicians who look like politicians trigger the “Throw the bums out” reflex. So he’s a gaffe machine, he’s ‘authentic’.

And his war on public employees is a signature issue with significant bi-partisan appeal. The crab-bucket syndrome—if my retirement vanished, you don’t get your pension; if I don’t have a union, you can’t bargain collectively either—is the Zeitgeist. And GOP candidates don’t pull the union-household vote anyways.

They could have had the White House with this guy. How long he’d last in office only the person who reads his EKG knows…

Davis, his biggest defect is that on some issues (as you point out and as elucidated above) he’s actually reasonable. Six months ago or six years ago these traits would have made him as unelectable as they would today.  The Republican party is a wasteland.  “Thinking” will not be forgiven by the TeaParty base that has the party by a stranglehold these days.  Not, that is, that the party was particularly open to original thought before that but still. . .

Oh, but hope springs eternal in the Republican breast (or whatever passes for one in a Rethug.)

I think the rest of us would call it “butt crack”. I know I do. Same reason I call them “asshats”-when your head is up your butt, where else are you going to hang your chapeau?

Whatever you do, do NOT pull that finger.

Whatever you do, do NOT pull that finger.

Heh, Weapons of Ass Destruction.

It’s their loss. The GOP have their Howard Dean—right there—and they’re wasting him…

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