Gawd, what a bunch of bald-faced liars. Wonder where they learned that?

Seriously, though, their slavish devotion to the Frozen Cheesecake Goddess is becoming more cultish by the day. Can you imagine how they’ll react if Palin runs in 2012 and doesn’t get the nomination?

It’ll make the PUMA sideshow in Denver look like a fart in a whirlwind. (Of course, so does an ACTUAL fart in a whirlwind). And, insha’allah, I’ll be on hand to record the wailing and gnashing of teeth for your viewing pleasure!

As the governor would say, it’s so much easier to tear down than to build up.

And who would know better than America’s Back-Seat Driver? Tearing down without building up is her life’s fucking work.

Our sources tell us…

Excuse me, I just pissed myself laughing.

And ... and then Palin cured three lepers and rose up to heaven on a column of light!

I didn’t quote the punchline from the C4P post that had me ROFLing:

Most people grow out of that high school “mean girl” stage, Shannyn.

Precious… Palin responds on FB.

The LSM has now decided to use this brief encounter for another one of their spin operations. They claim I – wait for it – “appear to roll my eyes” when the lady tells me she’s a teacher. Yes, it’s come to this: the media is now trying to turn my eyebrow movements into story lines. (Maybe that’s why Botox is all the rage – if you can’t move your eyebrows, your “eye rolling” can’t be misinterpreted!) If they had checked their facts first, they would have known that I come from a family of teachers; my grandparents were teachers, my father was a teacher, my brother is a teacher, my sister works in Special Needs classrooms, my aunt is a school nurse, my mom worked as a school secretary for much of her professional life, we all volunteer in classrooms, etc., etc., etc. Given that family history, how likely is it that I would “roll my eyes” at someone telling me that they too work in that honorable profession? Stay classy, LSM.

It’s just too rich!

Shorter Sarah Palin: Who are you gonna believe, Snowpack Snooki or your own lying eyes?

Also too,

As the governor would say, it’s so much easier to tear down than to build up.

Indeed.

She did roll her eyes.  And said, “well…” as though to say, “Oh, so you’re in a union.  Well, no wonder you’re so hateful towards me.”

One day, in a brighter tomorrow, they’ll find Tod standing over Sarah’s strangled, dead body, and he’ll be saying, “It was that VOICE.  That perky, nasal, piping, hideous VOICE.  I couldn’t take it any more.  You understand, don’t you?  DON’T YOU??”

Stay classy, LSM.

uh, last week palin suggested that obama is in “over his head”, with the inference being that he’s some dumb darkie who became president thanks to affirmative action. jesus, i wish she’d die already.

Here at Rumproast, we wish death to no one—just exposure and humiliation for being such Prideful Net Negatives on the Spreadheet of Human Worth.

I wish her the type of exposure that Jack London’s protagonist in “To Light a Fire” experienced.  Maybe after accidentally shooting off a wing of her plane while machine-gunning caribou.  If not literally, at least metaphorically.

Humiliation is impossible for the shameless, but a girl can hope. Palin’s patented “My negatives ARE my positives!” approach has allowed her halibuts—-I mean followers—-to maintain that winking her way through a debate, allowing strangers to buy her designer clothes, being found guilty of misusing her office, using high school cheating techniques and quitting every real job she’s ever had are all good things. 

My wish for her would be for the scales to fall from her halibuts’, I mean followers’, eyes—but halibuts aren’t reknowned for their vision.