Betty, you beat me to it…but I’ll leave you my post headline:

Palin’s Thug Posse Descends on Quiet Fishing Town

Nice to see her whole family found new careers as nasty, intimidating goons. I can’t wait for Sarah to get into the boxing ring with Tonya Harding.

I can’t wait for Sarah to get into the boxing ring with Tonya Harding.

Strange, I think you just gravely insulted the ethics of Tonya Harding.

Oh, I like your headline much better, Strange. Feel free to step on my content-free post with one of your own.

Hey, Sarah.

How’s that wee-wee’d uppy halibutty hooky baity thing workin’ out for ya?

What a bunch of clowns.  And Bristol really showed her PR acumen there, didn’t she?

Read the full transcript on HuffPo. Truly amazing.

I wonder if they’re going to air the part of Sarah’s “camping trip” with Kate Gosselin where Kate motherfucks Sarah and storms off the show because there aren’t any toilets.

That would be worth reconnecting my cable.

I love how when Palin is asked “in what way are you fighting for America?” she almost passes out with shock that someone wouldn’t recognize the important work she’s doing as America’s Biggest Grifter!!  And yeah, the girls demonstrated how Momma’s raising them right, didn’t they?

Sorry, but did you misspell “ever” as “evar”? (in the title)...Or, is there something I’m not aware of…?

If it is a misspelling, please correct it…after all you wouldn’t want to to be mistaken for a teabagger with misspelled signs..

Palin: Here’s the deal. Here’s the deal. (inaudible) That’s what I’m out there fightin’ for Americans to be able to have a Constitution protected so that we can have free speech…And ALSO there…

Kathleen: In what way are you fighting for that?

Palin: Oh my goodness!

Kathleen: In what way?

Palin: To elect candidates who understand the Constitution, to protect our military interests so that we can keep on fightin’ for our constitution that will protect some of the freedoms that evidently are important to you too.

And how’s that going for your, Snookie?

I wish some of the blogs (Shannyn’s included) wouldn’t go on about the infringement of “First Amendment” rights, though.

There are civil liberties, freedom of speech, and quite likely trespass and vandalism issues here, but I’m pleased to say that Palin and her gang aren’t in a position to make any laws nowadays.

@Marindenver—I like how the teacher sarcastically replies, “So you belong to America now.” And how the Palin posse all exchange knowing glances when the woman reveals her commie occupation.

That’s especially wonderful, Betty; Sarah Palmer of Crib Notes vs her mortal enemy, Learning!

Shorter Palin: “I’ve got a commercial fishing business, two TV shows, a best-selling book and a mansion on a lake. I could buy and sell your ass 50 times over, you frowzy beeyotch. I spend your piddling teacher’s salary on pedicures and hair extensions. Plus, I’ve got a goddamn Down’s child, somewhere, which means maybe you should take down this sign and go churn some butter, unless you’d rather spend the rest of your life living in a bunker so my Facebook pals don’t find you.”

Is Palin doing an impersonation of Tina Fey doing an impersonation of her?

Here’s hoping a bunch of Palindrones decide to saddle up and ride out to Homer, get lost on the way and wind up eaten grizzly bears. “But I’m a friend of Mama Griz - Aaaaaargh!”

If not, SnowGrift’s attempts to spin the incident should be delicious.

Limbaugh fan page refers to Homer native who shot the video as a “Homeroid.”

Kind of ironic from a guy who was classified 4F due to his pilonidal cysts.

“Oh you wanted me to be your governor!” she says.

Geez Louise, she is such a toddler.

Craig, “evar” is a common ‘net colloquialism along the lines of “teh ghey,” “pwned,” etc. We are aware of all internet traditions at the ‘Roast.
Comment by Betty Cracker on 08/09/10 at 11:25 AM

Thanks, I didn’t know that.  Now I do…always willing to learn something.

Thank you, Sarah, for going out of your way to demonstrate to the world once again that you’re completely out of your depth when you’re not operating in the controlled environment of Fox News, where you can rest assured that you’ll never have to answer questions you don’t want to answer and where you’ll never have to worry about talking to anyone who’ll disagree with you.

Boy—could that Palin brat (the teenaged one, I mean) have taken a more snide and contemptuous tone when addressing Kathleen Gustafson? “She’s representing the United States.” Sure, kiddo—keep tellin’ yourself that.

Whew. I’m fine now that all those comments have died down on my one-photo, three-graf story.
A Dittohead might have thought it funny and original to call Kathleen Gustafson a “Homeroid,” but we call ourselves that all the time. In polite company we say “Homerites.” Homeroid as used here means, “Oh, what a putz.” It’s meant as being slightly endearing.
The whole backstory about Palin’s visit to Homer is that she should have known that she’d run into protesters here. Homer has a certain leftist, liberal rep in Alaska. Our town did declare itself a Nuclear Free Zone, for example. I sort of wonder if Palin came here expecting that, just to add some spice to her show.

@ Michael: Homer declared itself nuke free? Keewell!

Maybe Palin did mean to add a twist to her show. But I kinda doubt it. Unless she’s a better actress than I give her credit for, she was genuinely shocked to realize Ms. Gustafson was unimpressed with her (Palin’s) post-gubernatorial efforts on behalf of advancing the freedom and the military, etc.

Thanks for dropping in, Michael! Glad to hear the zombie bot invasion’s subsided. How dare you document anything about Palin without including the words “awesome,” “next president,” and “also.”

And yeah, Homer sounds like an interesting place with some cool people in it.