Worst. Musical. Ever.

Before you watch this you’ll be, like, god, what a lazy post title, but after you watch it you’ll be, like, no, that’s exactly right.

p.s.: Ha ha! TELEPROMPTERS! That shit never grows old. PROMPT ME! PROMPT ME! *fart*

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/12/10 at 12:34 AM • Permalink

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Wow. That whole weird Obama/Hitler “parallel” thing just wigs me right out. Did you know that the Nazis were actually the National Socialist Democratic Party? 

If the rest of this is as good as the first 40 seconds, I think I’m going to succumb to an attack of narcolepsy.

Proving once again that conservatives CANNOT do #1 rap (referring back to a previous Rumproast post) or #2 comedy!!!  Have you ever watched Redeye on Fox with Greg Gutfield and his sidekick Screech?
http://www.foxnews.com/redeye/

And that Andrew Klavan-what a stitch!

Wow, you made it 40 seconds?

I take it Klavan’s one-man show, “Things I Can Fit in My Asshole,” is still in search of a Broadway Angel.

No way in hell!! Not even 30 sec.

4:27 of Klavan, singing(?) AND the disembodied head of Katie Couric?

Free speech hell, there must a law that applies to this.

Damn you.  I’ll be having nightmares about that face he makes for a long time.  However, I did get a kick out his stylin’ Joe-the-Plumber ‘do, and the way he acts out the over-dramatic gestures while only hinting at the singing.

Sorry Kevin, I only watch bad musicals if I’m on the clock.

Have you ever watched Redeye on Fox with Greg Gutfield and his sidekick Screech?

Yeah, I’ve watched a few clips. It’s totally painful. Thaddeus G. McCotter and Pamela Geller are frequent guests. Guffaws aplenty!

Ugh…Klavan…what a total douchebag asshat.

I told myself not to click the play arrow and now I’m saying why in the heck didn’t I listen?

Last night, I got as far as “But they can’t, ‘cause they love Obama so much!”(2:27). Today, I skipped to that, and made it as far as Couric’s head-drop, 12 seconds later.

There is one element missing which would make this musical, and I am shocked to report that I could ever miss an element from Cats, but the second act of this musical could really be improved by the throwing of a giant boot.

I think we’re doing something wrong. This clip is MUCH funnier over at Flopping Aces:

The best 4:26 you will spend on the Interwebz on a lazy, global warmening* Friday.

This one is specially dedicated to all of you mind numbed O’bots out there…you know who you are.

Brush the Cheetos dust from your shirt. Sit up straight. Pay attention.

You just might learn something.

Now, roll the tape:

I hope Frank Loesser and Stubby Kaye reach up from the grave and snatch him bald.

Oh, wait. Guess they’ll have to snatch his head clean off. Hate that for ‘im.

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