Yay!
Yay! Nothing is getting done anywhere!

It’s not just our lazy half-breed muslin preznit. The entire whole world sucks at doing things! Yay!
[Trigger warning.]
p.s. What’s up with the picture from the BBC article?

Is that the drummer for Kiss? A cast member of Cats? Maria Shriver? Why does this exist? It makes me want to turn on everything electrical in my house until THE END OF TIME! CAT PEOPLE DO NOT HELP ANYTHING!
UPDATE: Some Rumpers raised objections to my denunciation of cat people posted above. In response to those concerns, the following policy has been instituted: Contributors will not post denunciations of cat people (or dog people or any other kind of animal-human hybrid) from this point going forward. I apologize to all of the Rumpers I triggered due to my insensitivity.

