Ye Olde Fox & Hound

Champion sour-grape sucker Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild takes liberties with Fox & Friends peasant Steve Doocy:

You can watch the entire episode here (not recommended). In it, her ladyship expounds upon the theory proffered in her gently received “I Told You So” column at The Daily Beast.

To wit, socialist monster Barack Obama used the Trojan Horse of centrism to get elected. Only Lady Lynn and other prominent peers of the realm had the wit to perceive it because you Obot peasants are all what Rush Limbaugh might satirically call “retards.”

Moreover, Obama is a big fat liar with all this bipartisanship stuff because while he pretends to extend the PATRIOT Act, incorporate GOP ideas into a corporate-friendly health care bill and not raise taxes, he’s really dismantling the very foundations of liberty in a mad bid to transform America into France. Or maybe Greece. At any rate, some socialist country with BIG GOVERNMENT and teeny coffee cups.

Anyway, Lady Lynn told you so, you ignorant bumpkins, but you wouldn’t listen, and now America is doomed. The end.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 03/02/10 at 06:19 PM • Permalink

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Can only echo what Doocy seems to be thinking:  “Eeeeewww!!!”

Trying to get a rise out of tiresome old right-wing idiots is pretty much Lady Humpsalot For-Bling’s job description, innit?

The frock looks familiar; who says millionaire fleshpeddling nutballs can’t be frugal too? Nice to see Lady Lynn and Ann Coulter exchanging cast-offs like the common folk do.

When Lady Flooz de Frothingfarte gets through looking for Steve Doocey’s baby-spigot, maybe she can explain why, exactly, Obama would want to rule over a militarily defenseless, bankrupt nation where everyone is starving, setting fire to public buildings and hanging Socialists from lamp-posts.

Evil—even insane evil—usually has a more practical and profitable objective in mind.

That is f*cking creepy.  They totally banged later.

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