Yet another “morans” moment

Pic from a teabagging party in Kansas on Saturday:

Get a Brain Morans

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/09/09 at 12:22 PM • Permalink

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Hey now, it only says reed the sign. It don’t say nothing about riting it.

Crap. Now I keep hearing what’s his face saying “Here’s your sign.”

Yeah….

My personal favorite sign:

“Obama wants to continue the war on <strike>poverty</strike> prosperity.”

What time warp is this woman living in that she believes our economy was prospering before Obama took office?

The same time warp this one has been living in.

These are the same people who utter “yon’t sum?” rather than “would you like some?”

Are you retards pretending you can’t see that they corrected their mistake?

Pathetic.

Nice Deb,

If they had only used a highlighter on their corrected text, it might be legitimate.  Otherwise, how do we know the change wasn’t made by some passing English teacher?

Nice Deb,

Be careful who you’re calling retards before we go and find some more of your compatriot’s sign-making efforts.

Patriots are so sad and angry, you just want to run right out and get them a ruler and a decent set of markers, maybe some balloons.

Giving a Conservative a marker and a sheet of cardboard and expecting a snappy, literate political statement to appear is like putting a salami and a bagel in a plastic bag and hoping they’ll fuck and make baby calzones.

Giving a Conservative a marker and a sheet of cardboard and expecting a snappy, literate political statement to appear is like putting a salami and a bagel in a plastic bag and hoping they’ll fuck and make baby calzones.

My nominee for Quote of the Day!

Are you retards pretending you can’t see that they corrected their mistake?

Pathetic.

In pencil, after the fact, by persons unknown?

Are you retards pretending you can’t see that they corrected their mistake?

No, we’re laughing at the retard who made the mistake in the first place.

Seriously, you’re not so, ummmm, “retarded” that you don’t see the irony in the fact that she wasn’t being very “smart” when she made the sign, are you, Nice Deb?

Are you retards pretending you can’t see that they corrected their mistake?

Pathetic.

Hmm, seems to me that that’s not very nice. So much for your little sobriquet there insulter of our friends born with disabilities. I can see how you got the name.

Really, the petty insults, the free and easy use of curse words and blasphemous statements made on these blogs is atrocious. What happened to reasoned, well-meaning debate, to polite and sensible conversation?

First it’s the retards, then it’s the re-treads and then the dittoheads, the dweebs, tokers, smokers and jokers. Who of us is without sin that we can cast the first virtual stone at a brother or sister?

Have we all become Hambeasts?

Look everybody, an idiotic hypocritical GOP-worshipping cock-holster took time out of her busy schedule of licking Limbaugh’s balls to grace us with her delusional presence! (“Mistakes don’t count as long as you try to cover them up!” Gee, sounds like SOMEBODY spent most of the oughts guzzling Georgie’s jizz!) Pretty nice for a Weblog Award Winner to show up here and . . . oh wait. That’s right.

Keep on losing, Lil Debbie. It’s all you’ll ever do in life. Twatwaffle.

Are you retards pretending you can’t see that they corrected their mistake?

I believe you mean they’re mistake.

Umm, now I can plainly see why Kevin is a-skeered of Kerry, count me in too.

What’s most hilarious is that Nice Deb’s collection of signs from the teabagging party (which had a “disappointing” showing—gee, you think? Maybe you should join forces with those “18 Million Strong!” PUMAs next time) is labeled mid-post with “Read it at weep, Obamicans.”

“At” weep? Illiterate fucktard. Yeah, go Galt, baby! Sure would be a loss to lose that kind of brain power from the marketplace!

Meantime, how are the polls holding up for Obama? Oh right. Most Americans think he’s doing a good job, whereas most Americans think the GOP is run by sniveling bedwetting hedgehogs.

No offense to bed wetters. Or hedgehogs. Snivelers, on the other hand, can fuck right off! ;)

I’m surprised the PUMAs haven’t joined up.  Or maybe they did and no one noticed. 

Anyway, I love the contrast with the signs, which compare Obama to the Red Army and Hitler, and the description about how more people would have come, but it was very windy with a chance of rain.  No doubt that, historically, similar scenes have played out.  I’m sure that the Warsaw ghetto would have seen even stronger resistance if it hadn’t been windy with a chance of rain.

JoshA, I know! It’s hilarious. You know these people sit around and still get vicarious action-hero/patriot woodies from watching Red Dawn, imagining themselves kicking Commie ass!, but when it comes to facing a teeny inconvenience, they wilt like over-corsetted Victorian ladies with the vapors.

Good lord, what would they do if they actually had to face dogs, firehoses, guns, police clubs, bombs, etc., etc.?

Twatwaffle

I had to look that up. I will RULE the next time I play Scrabble.

Twatwaffle

Twatwaffle? TWATWAFFLE?!

Kerry Reid, you are without a doubt one of the most orig…

TWATWAFFLE?

I believe you mean they’re mistake.

No, Josh. I think she had that one right.

TWATWAFFLE?????????

“Read it at weep, Obamicans.”

Hey u retrad, are u pretending that you didn’t no they ment to coreckt they’re mistake?

With Kerry’s express permission (a formal request is in the works, ‘cause now I’m farking as scared shitless as Kevin), I shall add that word to my working lexicon.

First it’s the retards, then it’s the re-treads and then the dittoheads, the dweebs, tokers, smokers and jokers

...not to mention “poets, queers, peace-creeps, dwarfs, Cajuns, midgets, dipshits, bohunks, hi-slants, eggheads, fudgesicles, and teenage loose women!”

(courtesy Ed Sanders, of course)

Twatwaffle? TWATWAFFLE?!

Kerry Reid, you are without a doubt one of the most orig…

Simply erudite, in this case:

twatwaffle

1 twatwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
...

There ya go, NiceDeb. That’ll larn ya to mess with da EDITORZ.

Credit where credit is due: I believe I first encountered that in a blog of Poppy Z. Brite’s. Or at least a blog where she commented. I would link, but I honestly can’t remember when or where, exactly. But yeah, it’s lovely. Please pass it along to someone who might use it on Inside the Actor’s Studio.

Mommy, why is that mean lady called Nice Deb?  She doesn’t seem very nice to me…

So…do you think that gatherings of wingnuts have to pay for the fella with the trombone to follow them around and do the comedy “wah wah waaaaah” every time they do something hilariously stupid, or does the kindly musician do it for shits & giggles?

Oh, and twatwaffle.

OneMadClown—If they pay, I would like to know where to submit my resume for the best.  Job.  Ever.

And I love how, among the label-spam, she includes “weblog awards finalist” badges from both 2008 and 2007.  “Nice Deb:  proudly failing for two years in a row.”

“Nice Deb:  proudly failing for two years in a row.”

No wonder the PUMAs were aggressively supporting her.

I’m just glad I didn’t point out “cock-holster” (lower potential Scrabble score).

Oh.

Anyhow, this blog offers valuable daily learning experiences. ;D

I encourage you all to click through for the rest of the signs.  It’s pure wingnut free-associated crazy: fair taxers, Paultards, and overall human farces standing on a street corner, holding signs spattered with American flags, bibles, and hammers and sickles.  And wearing Reagan t-shirts—I shit you not.  Ah, if only it were still 1982.

And wearing Reagan t-shirts—I shit you not.

So why don’t the wingnuts scream about Ronnie the Socialist and his 50% tax bracket?

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