You think YOUR job sucks…

I pity the fool who has to approve Sarah Palin’s Twitter drafts. Items rejected so far today with reviewer comments below each draft entry:

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[Might fire up enviros as turtles on endangered species list. Maybe change to “blackened fish”?]


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[Governor, “yuan” is the unit of Chinese currency—like our dollar, only in Chinese.]

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[Recommend holding this until we’re 100% sure LJ possesses no damaging information…]


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[“Chiffarobe” reference doesn’t resonate positively outside Southeastern US; consider changing to “dresser”?]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/21/10 at 03:31 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Nutters • Sarah Palin •

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/rimshot!

Comment by t4toby on 06/21/10 at 04:12 PM

Have you secured the twitter account for

SarahPallinUSA yet?

Not only is is close, but it implies she might be pallin’ around with white supremacists or something…

Comment by t4toby on 06/21/10 at 04:14 PM

You know, I had a hard time telling that these weren’t real… 

Every time a UK politician does something crass or stupid or is just Boris Johnson, I always take comfort in the fact that s/he isn’t Sarah Palin.

Comment by Mike on 06/21/10 at 04:20 PM

I’m with Mike, I honestly thought the first two were real then I looked at the post author. Brilliant, Betty.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 06/21/10 at 04:40 PM

Me three on the “I thought they were real” bandwagon.  Well done!

BTW, will the real Sarah take Steve King to task now that he’s come out and agreed with Joe Barton?!

I don’t think so, either.

Comment by Elisabeth on 06/21/10 at 05:40 PM

The “ChiComm” just rings Sarah fucking Palin. She’s the Frank Burns of the political class.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 06/21/10 at 05:50 PM

“You know hard times is good for people I tell ya it is.  Would I be where am if I hadn’t had them?”

Was it:

~ Sarah Palin or

~ Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest

Comment by Bob Stanley on 06/21/10 at 06:46 PM

Don’t stop, keep going!

Comment by Sam on 06/21/10 at 11:46 PM
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