Your Weekend WingNut in a Nutshell

Meet Marg Baker, Teabaggy Candidate for Florida’s House District 48 (via the St. Pete Times):

“I was just a little girl in Miami, and they built camps for the people that snuck into the country because they were illegal,” Baker said. “They put them in the camps and they shipped them back. We can do that. We can do E-Verify. We must stop them.”

I know you’ll be SHOCKED to hear these remarks were made during a rally sponsored by Glenn Beck’s 9/12 project (apparently there’s YouTubes of her saying the same thing).

Salon got in touch with her and asked “WTF are you smoking, lady?” I know you’ll be SHOCKED to learn she immediately went for “Waaaah! They’re callin’ me a Nazi!”

They’re trying to think I want to erect some sort of prison camps like over in Germany.

‘Cos that’s got to be what people are are “trying to think,” right? It couldn’t be they’re nauseated by ideas like, well like this shit:

We can ship them out to the middle of the country and put up high walls and leave them there.

I’m surprised this decrepit waste of skin didn’t suggest that they be forced to build the high walls before shutting themselves in.

But at least someone finally cracked her over the head with a history book:

Asked if what she had in mind was more like the Japanese internment camps of the World War II era, Baker said, “something like that. But unfortunately in the Japanese camps they detaineed [sic] American citiziens [sic]. The only ones I want to detain are the ones who are illegal.”

Well that’s all right. Sticking illegal immigrants in the middle of the country and leaving them there is just dandy. It’s not like they’re human beings or anything. You mentally unbalanced warthog.

She stressed to Salon that she would want all illegal immigrants, not just Hispanics, put in the camps. Though she added, cryptically, “the people are walking among us, and who knows.”

Oh yes! They can all sing “It’s a small world after all” while they wonder if they’ll be fed anytime soon. You festering pustule on a dog’s ass.

I know you’ll be SHOCKED to learn the GOP has yet to denounce and reject this woman’s remarks. But I forgot. They’re all too busy screaming that the 1st Am. totally does not apply to Mooslins and they know it because they had a dream where George Washington and Jesus danced the foxtrot naked on the beach and when they were gone the pattern of their footprints read “We H8 Muslins.”

And then they had to change their sheets.

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How dare those LIEberals and lamestream media make crazy hateful people sound so crazy and hateful by quoting them directly!

Who knows what diseases they are carrying or if they are criminals? They snuck in here and are walking among us. This is wrong.

O.M.G.  This lady is one sick fuck.

The other two Repub candidates did apparently do their best to distance themselves from the idea, though.

Wow, I just watched the video of it here and what really creeped me out was how the audience whooped and hollered with appreciation when she said that!  This stuff almost makes you believe our civilization is on a death spiral downward.

It must be quite a tonic experience for kneejerk conservative Cubans to realize that teastained chuckleheads like this one consider them wetbacks who belong behind concertina wire with the rest of the Islamoxican threat.

BTW, isn’t it awfully elitist of Marg to presume that “the middle of the country” has room, much less desire, to house all those high-walled internment camps?

Marg’s site is a fair mess of states’ rights and “mental meanderings,” including the reasons illegals are so intolerable: prostitution, for one thing, and drugs, and other jobs they’re taking from our fine American prostitutes and hoodlums. And they’re disease-ridden, too, so the sooner we deny them medical care, the better for us!

I know that district pretty well. There are teabaggers who will eat that shit up, but I’ll be shocked if she wins the primary, much less the election. If she were running 50 miles north and east of her present location, she’d have a better chance.

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