ZombieBreitbart.com Presents: Eric Holder—The Vettening

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As GOP sage Sarah Palin recently noted, President Obama and his terrorist pals were allowed to waltz right into the Oval Office unscrutinized in 2008 while white people Republicans like Ms. Palin were pelted with gotcha questions such as, “What newspapers do you read?”

Andrew Breitbart vowed to address the blatant unfairness of this situation by subjecting all African-American Obama Administration officials to a thorough vetting. After Breitbart’s untimely death, his underlings—the Breitbrats—announced that they would continue Dead Leader’s legacy by presenting an occasional series entitled Negros Said the Darnedest Things On Video in the 90s The Vetting.

After revealing 10 days ago the scandalous footage of a young Barack Obama hugging a black Harvard Law School professor back when Phil Collins was king of the Billboard Hot 100, Breitbrat Joel Pollak unleashes another bombshell sure to rock the Obama Administration to its very foundations.  Attorney General Holder was caught on tape intimating that it might be a good idea to convince young people that it’s not cool to “pack heat” or whatever quaint expression they used back when Boyz II Men topped the charts:

“What we need to do is change the way in which people think about guns, especially young people, and make it something that’s not cool, that it’s not acceptable, it’s not hip to carry a gun anymore, in the way in which we changed our attitudes about cigarettes.”

Translation: jack-booted DoJ thugs will kick down your door to collect your shootin’ arn in 3…2…1…. Stay tuned next week, when sinister Obama consigliere Valerie Jarrett will be revealed as the winner of the 1992 Black Panthers Ladies Auxiliary Brownie Bake-Off!

[X-posted at Balloon Juice]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 03/19/12 at 06:33 AM • Permalink

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Where the Breitbart’s toxicology report?

It’s not easy being a racist in “post-Racist” America . . . everyone is so darned “politically correct” and they forget that the US Constitution guarantees their right to be racist.  Just look to the Founding Fathers positions on race to know what their intent was for the shining city on the hill . . .

American racists have been through a lot . . . they’ve had to develop a whole code language just to communicate with each other and change the names of some of their most popular iconic clubs and ditch their costumes, so that pansy-ass libruls won’t hop the bus and start preaching to them again.  They’ve had to fight to keep the “stars and bars” flying.  They even had to change political parties to stay with right-thinking folks . . . . then while they were focused, like lasers, on maintaining the supremacy of caucasians, a whole boatload of brown people from Hispanica snuck in, not to mention the Muslins from God-Knows-Where quietly replacing our cherished jurisprudence with Sharia Law.

And now the unthinkable, unspeakable has happened.  What don’t libruls understand about “WHITE House”?

“shootin’ arn”

OMG, this made me laugh right out loud.

The Breitfart Dream Team is even more ridiculous than their namesake, if that’s possible.

First, its the guns. Then, its the Reeducation Camps. Finally, its full Sharia Law and George Soros pic on the worthless $1 bill. We must save our republic from…something..oh, yeah, blackity guys.

Dance, little Breitbrats, I said DANCE!

Aw, hell, that’s nothing compared to the “national media movement” to “surrender the Second Amendment” which the NRA uncovered in the early ‘90s and exposed via a TV commercial/membership drive (which I’ve partially committed to memory because it aired during every damned commercial break; it must be nice having that much money to throw around):

BLONDE WOMAN: There is a movement in this country to surrender the Second Amendment.

CHARLTON HESTON: Listen to this: (reading from a newspaper) “There is no reason for anyone in this country—anyone except police or military personnel—to buy, to own, to have, to use, a handgun.”

GERALD McRANEY: And, still quoting: (reading from a newspaper) “The only way to do that is to change the Constitution.”

HESTON: That’s not some nobody. That’s the president of NBC News.

BLONDE WOMAN: You see, it’s—it’s a national media movement to surrender your Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

Thank God in Heaven that we have Real Americans™ like the NRA and the Breitbrats looking out for us, huh?

“What we need to do is change the way in which people think about guns, especially young people, and make it something that’s not cool, that it’s not acceptable, it’s not hip to carry a gun anymore, in the way in which we changed our attitudes about cigarettes.”

This starts the slide down the slippery slope, and next thing you know, they’ll make conservatism seem uncool.

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