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Remember when I said Nancy Grace was Queen of the Ghouls? Um, never mind:

The new issue of Newsweek features a story called “Diana At 50: If She Were Here Now,” by none other than Tina Brown. The digital artwork on the cover reanimates Diana so that she is walking alongside daughter-in-law Kate Middleton, who is gazing adoringly at the People’s Princess and ignoring the fact that if this is really happening, Di is a zombie.

H/T to Rumproast fave Oblomova, who let us know that “Tina Brown is still re-animating and humping Diana’s corpse.”

Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/29/11 at 09:52 AM • Permalink

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I honestly felt like I needed a shower after seeing that. And I’m far from a charter member of the Royal Family Adoration Society, but for fuck’s sake can’t Brown just spare them her counterfactual fantasias?

On the other hand, necrophilia isn’t an exclusively Liberal franchise.

Tina Brown’s a liberal?  I thought she was exclusively a TinaBrownist.

Just be glad Di’s not dancing with a vacuum cleaner.

Tina Brown’s a liberal?

She’s getting shit for this at The Daily Crawler, so she must be a flaming Lefty.

I don’t see Diana becoming the kind of mother-in-law you gaze at adoringly, I see her as the kind that says “Hi. Is Wills there?” whenever she calls, which is several times a day.  Is that Roddy Llewellyn behind her?

Good God, why not throw Albert and Elizabeth in there?

Anyone want to get out of the boat? No? Well, I’ll go this time.

Still great-looking: that’s a given. Her mother, Frances Shand Kydd, with her cornflower-blue eyes and striding sexuality, was a handsome woman to the very end. Fashionwise, Diana would have gone the J.Crew and Galliano route à la Michelle Obama, always knowing how to mix the casual with the glam. There is no doubt she would have kept her chin taut with strategic Botox shots and her bare arms buff from the gym.

[Splash, splash, wallow, gag] Jesus Christ. Never mind 2G1C. That is filthily obscene.

I stayed up all night back in the day to watch the doomed nuptials but even I’m creeped out by this.

I guess even with Diana’s death Tina didn’t learn the lesson about celebrity stalking.

Damn.  I couldn’t stand the crazy gold digging bitch when she was alive, I like her even less now she’s dead. 

My guess is that Diana would have been so insanely jealous of the attention that Kate is getting she would have been delivering poisoned apples to her on a daily basis.

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