The Tea Party vibe is so creepy, not even Norman Rockwell could make this shit look wholesome. TV exposure is not their friend.

I’m pretty certain that this is our ol’ pal Tito the Builder. I’m not a voice specialist, but the man in the video sounds just like Tito, who is also a Colombian immigrant.  In addition, the man from today’s video is wearing a wedding band that looks just the one Tito can be seen wearing in this video. I’m not 100% sure since Tito always wore sunglasses and I can’t find any evidence of him boasting about being arrested four times in his former country, but I’d put down a pretty sizable sum on a bet if anyone wants to take me up on it…

UPDATE: It’s gotta be Tito.  Gerry Connolly represents VA’s 11th district and he has an office (listed at the bottom of this page) in Woodbridge, the home of Deborn Construction, Inc., the company Tito owns.

PS: Nice editorial bookending by the videographer. As the Bush/Cheney sign drifts into frame, you can almost hear Charles Foster Kane whisper “Turdblossom.”

p.s. Click the full screen icon with the four arrows.  You’ll be glad that you did.

As viewers and the production crew watched in horror, Rove seized self-awareness by the neck, sank his razor-sharp fangs into its carotid artery, sucked out its core meaning and then dropped its lifeless body on the studio floor:

Appearing on ABC’s “Top Line,” Rove attacked the Obama administration over a series of alleged foreign policy missteps arising, he said, from insufficient “groundwork.”

“We saw it in Honduras,” Rove said. “Where, rather than monitoring the situation, [the Obama administration] let a cowboy president try to act in an extra-constitutional way to violate a fundamental principle in the Constitution, all without having done their homework in advance.”

A stunned nation was left to ponder these three words: What. The. Fuck.

Hard to believe this is how it’s all going to end.

I’d just like to say that it’s been a privilege to co-blog with my fellow ‘Roasters, and I will be thinking of you all tonight as I share a few last, small intimacies with close friends, empty the freezer, cancel my trash pick-up and await the Inevitable. 

UPDATE: FALSE ALARM. Even though the clock is still posted, Breitbart admitted on March 2 that he was merely joking around. But then, why was my second link not working? And why are all the stars winking out? 

MORNING UPDATE: Yay! Radical Liberalism yet lives.

And then loses it over the fact that GQ actually published the trashy pics  that she posed for.

Oh, and along the way managed to get her claws into Elizabeth Edwards every opportunity she got.  MEEEOWW!!

So when will Rielle’s Tell-All book be coming out?  Because I really want to not read it.

Sure, Harry saved a major Las Vegas re-development project and a shitload of tax-paying, local-spending union jobs, BUT ZOMIGOD HIS FACE IS IN THE SAME AD WITH A SCARY-LOOKING ARAB AND SOME REALLY FUCKED-UP ARABIC-WANNABE DISPLAY TYPE! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SLAVES???????

I’d like to think it doesn’t get much lower than this, but it’s still early—and there’s a whole bunch of airtime to fill between now and November.

Palin, the former half-term Governor, current-nothing and future-even-less, charmed the all-Republican audience with her folksy folksiness and her homespun homespunnery. Atypically, Palin was wearing clothes that she had paid for herself. At the end of the event, she shared her recipe for mooseface pie.

In response to Palin’s attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson’s entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida. Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin’s imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.

Oh snap! He also described the Frozen Cheesecake Goddess as a “chillbilly” and said, “I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them.”

At the end of the post on Grayson’s website, there’s a button labeled “Tell Alan What You Think.” I think I want to have his Baby Graysons.