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Friday, November 09, 2007

Morning Funny

My wife and I were watching a traffic report this morning on the teletube.  There were problems on the Major Deegan.

Me, in hippy voice: “Dude, that’s a major deegan.” *

This ends today’s episode of Morning Funny.

* This is a recycled bit I came up with a few years ago, but it kills every time.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/09/07 at 08:52 AM
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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Morning Funny

This morning I was in the kitchen pouring myself a coffee and my wife was in the bedroom watching the news.  I heard her say:

“Surprise. Surprise.”

So I said:

“What, we invaded Pakistan?”

She couldn’t hear me, so she queried:

Warren Beatty accident?

And I laughed.

This concludes today’s edition of “Morning Funny.”

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/08/07 at 06:53 AM
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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

9 creative staircases

It is what it is: way.fucking.cool.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/06/07 at 12:09 PM
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Comment of the day

From Hagerstown, MD’s Herald-Mail:

“I recently read in Mail Call all the concern about the music festival downtown and type of people it attracted, and the option of having a Christian music festival with no alcohol being served. I have a close friend who can play Christian music so beautifully it could bring a tear to the eye of the toughest of the lot, but the problem is that he only plays Christian music when he is drunk.”

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/31/07 at 10:30 AM
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I am the condom friend, ever useful to you

Okay, let’s settle back into this blogging thing with something smooth. I dare you not to dance.

(Thanks Elisa!)

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/30/07 at 07:01 AM
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

The Moment of Impact

My buddy Mark, an avid cyclist, has taken up blogging and he’s an excellent writer. This week his two-wheel Brooklyn-to-Queens commute took a bad turn and he documented it here. Check it out.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/18/07 at 07:45 AM
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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Unfortunate quote of the day

From Time Out New York:

Jose Serrano, a minister at St. Columba Church in Chelsea, says his mostly senior-citizen worshippers are not easily shocked. “Our neighborhood is flexible and open,” he says.

Minister Serrano was commenting on this:

How then will the city’s new cold-shower climate receive Enrique Ramirez, the 38-year-old owner of face to face nyc in Chelsea, who is rolling out a pro-anal-bleaching campaign on October 22? The edgy ads, which feature pretty boys in various states of undress, will appear on posters, in local gay magazines and in phone booths along Eighth Avenue. The ad blitz promotes a cosmetic treatment that evens out the pigmented skin around the anus.

(Hat tip to Mark S.)

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/11/07 at 04:12 PM
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Four reasons my cat will never win a Nobel

Hubcap

  1. Her name isn’t Doris Lessing, it’s Hubcap.
  2. She can kill people by shooting death rays out of her eyeballs and hasn’t once hesitated to use that power. (Note to self: Don’t forget to take out the plumber.)
  3. Her brain is approximately the size of a lima bean.
  4. She once dated Åke Altéus, Deputy Executive Director of the Nobel Foundation, and the relationship ended bitterly (she tried to kill Altéus with her eyeballs).

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/11/07 at 10:54 AM
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“A cut above the rest and bent on perfection.”

Best.Company.Name.Ever.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/11/07 at 10:45 AM
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Friday, October 05, 2007

Have a banana

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I’m a little busy today, so enjoy these monkey sounds while I’m away.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/05/07 at 09:10 AM
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

I’m sitting on top of the world

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/03/07 at 08:07 AM
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Friday, September 21, 2007

Today’s helpful tip from Rumproast

I recently figured out that if you get one of those annoying robo-telemarketer calls, pushing the #2 button on your phone—in most cases—automatically removes you from their call list. You don’t have to wait for the aural prompt.

Pushing the #2 button with a live telemarketer doesn’t work the same way, but if you push it repeatedly while they’re talking, it seems to work pretty well in other ways.

You’re welcome.

Posted by Kevin K. on 09/21/07 at 01:17 PM
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