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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

They Can Do Their Freedom Of Religion Anywhere They Want—Just Not Here

Another interview from the rally against the Not The Ground Zero Mosque.

When asked about Salman Hamdani, the Muslim police cadet/ EMT who died at Ground Zero trying to save lives, and whether his mother deserved a place near Ground Zero to pray for her son, the answer to the guy on the left is plain: NO!

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 08/24/10 at 04:45 PM

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Satya Knows Because Fox News Told Him So

Manning the barricades at the (not)Ground Zero Rally, was an Indian gentleman wearing a Gandhi T-shirt. I found him arguing heatedly with a couple of young men, also from the great subcontinent, who, after this encounter, turned to me and said, “I hope you’re putting this up on YouTube.” Your servant, guys!

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 08/23/10 at 11:46 AM

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A Lovely Day For An Auto-Da-Fé: The Not the Ground Zero Rally Against Not the Ground Zero Mosque

say, MoHAMed's star isn't yellow!
Bottom line: This was your Joe-Basic Tea Party rally, minus most of the Gadsden flags and plus EXTRA anger and different costumery.  It was, shall we say, intimate; there were fewer people, it seemed, than the last Tea Party rally in Manhattan, and that one didn’t fill up the space allotted it, either.  The rain was only sporadic until after Pamela Gellar’s Mosquetastic Hyster-0-Rama exploitation fantasy concluded, so the unimpressive crowd can’t be blamed on that.

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Posted by Mrs. Polly on 08/23/10 at 03:04 AM

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Tomorrow’s shorters, today

After seeing ReaLAMEricans driven to a frenzy by the combination of brown skin and an Under Armour beanie, it occurred to me it’s going to be a busy week for the leading lice of the fReichtard movement.

They will of course say something about this footage. And if you think it will be “Oh my God, I’m so ashamed that I ever had anything to do with these people,” you have not been paying attention.

So, in the interest of saving time, here are 13 pre-shorters of the shit the fRighties will fling over the next few days.

They are both 100% the product of my imagination and 100% accurate:

1. The fact that this gentleman denied he’s a Muslim when no one asked if he was a Muslim proves he’s a Muslim.

2. Saaay, what’s a brown guy doing in New York City, anyway?

3. It’s a shame the Muslims insist on inciting ReaLAMEricans to attack random brown people who probably don’t deserve it.

4. Once again the Democrat-controlled LameStreamMedia seeks to stifle our rights by not editing out the bits of this tape we don’t want people to see.

5. I didn’t watch the film but based on what a friend told me about it liberals are once again making a big deal about nothing.

6. It’s obvious the one or two people who appear to be misbehaving, and the man they appear to be harassing are all liberal moles.

7. Dear Brown People: We’re angry and upset so you’ll have to stay indoors until we calm down. P.S. We’re not racist.

8. I felt sorry for the man until he used the “F” word. He’s lucky he wasn’t killed by those brave patriots.

9. What did he expect? He’s brown and wearing a weird hat.

10. Check his counter tops!!

11. For all the protesters knew the guy was lying when he said he isn’t Muslim, so it was their duty to go after him.

12. Once upon a time the Democratic party was full of racists so the stuff that happens in this tape doesn’t count.

13. LOL, libtards are sooooo sensitive. They should sack up like us manly studs on the right. P.S. Stop the Ground 0 911 Mosque, it hurts my feewings.1 Mosque, it hurts my feewings.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 08/22/10 at 08:48 PM

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9/11 Changed Everything…But America’s Diapers

Non-Muslim man mistaken for a Muslim by hate-eating patriotic dickheads at today’s Patriotic Dickhead Rally in NYC.

NYTimes has late coverage

Mrs. Polly was on the scene and should have an eyewitness update down the line.

Stay classy, America.

UPDATE: Insane nobody Tammy Bruce has Park51 totally sussed-out:

I’m convinced this mosque was Obama’s idea. The notion of it and its location. I think he knows he’ll be a one-term president and wants as much destruction to the American psyche as possible. The legacy this man is now establishing is a continuation of the terrorism unleashed in the 90s and defined by 9/11.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/22/10 at 04:30 PM

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

It’s Victory Mosquetastic! A Stroll Around My Hallowed ‘Hood ,  part II

We will never forget—what sells!
sacred screwballbuck
At the end of Part One, we were trembling at the brink of a discovery: down a side street, but a mere two shabbily picturesque city blocks away from the northern perimeter of the future 16 acre complex of memorials, waterfalls, museums, office buildings, retail shops, and restaurants currently still known as “Ground Zero.”

Look! There in the crepuscularity of this avenue of sorrow, the perfidious zealots have already declared their devotion to the One True Way by putting up a sign!!

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Posted by Mrs. Polly on 08/18/10 at 09:37 AM

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

What If Matt Drudge Accidentally Told the Truth? (#4)

There was really no good reason to marry an image of the WTC collapse to a headline teasing rumors that Cordoba Center planners are considering an alternative site…except that pics like this are Forbidden Wingnut Porn, and Matt’s nursing a ten-year-old case of blue-balls.

Original splash below the fold.

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Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/17/10 at 08:42 PM

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Yikes. Greta Likens Beck/Palin 8/28 Rally at Lincoln Memorial to Cordoba Center

Well, she didn’t call out Sarah, specifically, since she wants to return from her tour of the Arctic with Gov. Halfterm alive. But challenging Beck to move his 8/28 rally away from the Lincoln Memorial is still grounds for being stranded on an ice-floe:

Just because you have the right to do something does not mean you should. My view? No mosque at ground zero and Glenn should move his event.

It does not help heal the country on so many fronts if we poke a stick in eyes.

UPDATE: Apparently, the half-life of Principled Courage is shorter than a stoolie’s memory:

I see a lot of bloggers leaving comments don’t agree on this.

I like Glenn Beck, he is not only a colleague of mine but he has been on our show many times.

I was just raising a question and I know there are no easy answers.

Never mind. Greta was just, you know, fuckin’ around, and she’d like her parka and boots back, please.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/17/10 at 01:52 PM

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Dow Soars on News That NYC Mosque Will Stay

Stock market responds to news that overnight rumors that the Cordoba Center developers had abandoned the project were bogus.

PS: I’m not a stock-market analyst, but none of today’s mixed economic developments really account for these gains, do they?

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/17/10 at 12:33 PM

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Monday, August 16, 2010

It’s The Ground Zero Mosque! It’s The Ground Zero Mosque!  A Stroll Around My Neighborhood, Part I

Aiieee! What’s that at Ground Zero? A MINARET? ALREADY??
the mosque at ground zero! and it's creamy and delicious!
No, no, the Mooslins haven’t moved in yet.  But now that the Tundra Torquemadam has got her polar panties in a knot over the groundless rumor of the Ground! Zero! Mosque! I thought it time to actually show the hopelessly daft Grand Inquisitrix some irrefudiable features of my ‘hood, which she and her followers are honoring by trying to turn a generous swath of lower Manhattan into Joseph McCarthy’s Tribute Morgue.
ground zero mourners pay their respects
Here we are, starting directly across from Ground Zero, praying without ceasing, as it is said that each time somebody licks all the way around a bonnet cone, an angel gets a brain-freeze.

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Posted by Mrs. Polly on 08/16/10 at 10:09 AM

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Move over Soros

Good news! I should be able to pay off the national debt by the end of 2011 and buy everyone an ice cream cone.

The fRighties are so excited by the thought of giving beej to make the Baby Muhammad cry that even Glenn Beck - undisputed ruler of Wingnutistan - is making jokes about the 9/11 attacks (via L, G & $):

GUTFELD: But I have a lot of people that are interested in backing me for this [Despite the fact that they’ll have serious and well established competition in the area - ed.]. And I’m telling you, this is the greatest thing ever, because right now, I contacted the Cordoba House. I wrote them. I e-mailed them. They didn’t respond [Shocking! - ed.]. But I tweeted them and they tweeted me back.

BECK: And what did they say?

GUTFELD: They said, “You are free to open whatever you like. If you won’t consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you are not going to build dialogue.”


GUTFELD: Yes. And you know I love to build dialogue.

BECK: Sure. Especially—you do that at Grind Zeros.

As you know, the site of the 9/11 attack in NYC is the second most sacred place in the world to fRighties. (At #1 - Where ever it is they think George Washington received the holy giant weeping eagle from Jesus’ own nail pierced hands). However, the thought of annoying the imaginary Muslim under his bed with hot ManSecks has Glenn so excited that even he forgets to symbolically dry-hump the corpses of 9/11 victims.

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Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 08/12/10 at 07:12 AM

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Move over RentBoy, here comes Arabian Knights®

Something called Greg Gutfeld had an idea that gave me an idea that will make me filthy stinking rich.

His idea: Open a gay bar next to Cordoba House because it will give straight Muslims hives. Or something (via alicublog):

I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

He’s apparently put some thought into this (for a given value of thought). But he didn’t go far enough.

I ask you, what two things do male fReichtards love?

That’s right. They love to think they annoy Muslims, and they love free range cock. And when I say the average male fReichtard is a big ol’ bottom, I’m not talking about how far his ass cheeks hang over the sides of his chair. My idea is to combine these two commonsense conservative loves so reaLAMErican men can stick it to the Muslims, while at the same time having it stuck to them by hot Middle-Eastern studs.

Or at least guys of a hue fRighties associate with Muslims. It’s not like the client will ask for credentials. (Note to self: Set up focus groups, STAT. Also, check Costco for “prayer rugs.”)

Just think of it! Now extramarital sex with someone of the same gender will become the act of a Brave Patriot. When the wife or the kids or the members of the congregation complain, my clients will be able to look them in the eye and say: “Listen you freedom hating terrorist coddlers, every time I give a guy a blow job, it’s like stabbing Osama Bin Laden right in the heart! What have you done to defend America today? Huh?”

I know, even I was stunned by my brilliance. Anyhoo, I’ll try to keep blogging after I become a multi-gazillioniare but if you don’t hear from me for a while I’m at my house in Marseille. Or Sanibel. Or the ranch near Casper ...

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 08/10/10 at 10:59 PM

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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Sarah Palin: The Bard of Arglebargle [Extended Dance Mix]

“Refudiate.” We caught it when she said it on Hannity. So did Wonkette. But I couldn’t figure out why she was suddenly Tweeting a defense of last week’s Norm Crosby-esque word-murder as a sparklingly witty neologism until I Googled “refudiate” and found the answer on Little Green Footballs

Apparently, Sarah didn’t just misspeak in her interview with Hannity. She was actually so confident in her use of “refudiate” that she typed it into a Tweet urging “Peaceful Muslims” to oppose the planned construction of the Cordoba House Islamic Center in Lower Manhattan: 

That Tweet was subsequently pulled and replaced with—natch—something just as fucked:

Congrats to whomever tipped off Sarah that “refudiate” was giving her critics a case of the giggles, although why she can’t bring herself to say “repudiate” remains a mystery.

Congrats, too, to Sarah for invoking the “Vinny Barbarino” defense by reminding us that Shakespeare invented the words “puke,” “unreal,” “misquote” and “torture,” without which reporting on the Snowbilly Grifter would be well-nigh impossible.

And, anyway, it says “unalienable” in the Declaration…so save your red pencils for striking those pork-barrel set-asides and economy-crippling Socialist entitlement programs from that Big Government budget you have going on out there, bitches. 

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Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/18/10 at 05:58 PM

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Friday, July 09, 2010

Movement to Kill Mosquitoes at Ground Zero Gathers Momentum

I’ve visited Manhattan in the summer, and I can testify that it’s like being a one-millimeter-tall lifeform wandering through the heat-fins on a motorcycle engine. I can only imagine what sort of living hell NYC must be when killer temps are coupled with a mosquito infestation.

I haven’t watched this video, but I’m assuming it includes an online link where we can all donate money for the much-needed pond-spraying, netting and aerosol repellents that can help bring relief to our fellow ‘Roasters in and around the Apple. If you have any love for Kevin K. or Mrs. Polly in particular, this would be a great time to vote with your wallet and JUST SAY NO TO THE GROUND ZERO MOSQUITOES. 

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/09/10 at 06:31 PM

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Sunday, July 04, 2010

First, They Came for the Face-Stuffers

Major League Eating legend Takeru “The Tsunami” Kobayashi learns the hard way that his inalienable Right to the Pursuit of Hot Dogs means less than nothing to America’ Statist, Corporatist overlords.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/04/10 at 11:09 PM

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