Please stop letting your thirteen-year-old nephews write and produce your web ads, especially when the RNC is turning out much more effective and professional-looking videos. Or are you saving money so that you can hand the 2010 elections over to the GOP on the most expensive platter in the world?
In an encouraging sign that science may yet survive vigorous efforts to replace it with “common sense,” Dan Brown novels and radio call-in shows, Germany’s Federal Constitutional Court has ruled that the End of the World, should it occur, will likely be initiated by something other than CERN’s Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland.
The Court rejected an appeal in the case of a woman who was seeking to halt operation of the LHC in order to avert the Earth’s destruction, possibly as a result of the accidental creation of a localized Black Hole, or some other damn thing that only happens in cartoons and Star Trek movies.
This music video is the creation of director and “pie baker” (WTF?) Molotov Mitchell, who has done work for WND, is a REALLY GOOD CHRISTIAN (he has “ZEALOT” tattooed on his arm), and, according to his YouTube channel, is inordinately obsessed with homosexuals (seriously, just scroll ... TEH GAYS HAUNT HIS HETERO DREAM WORLD!).
The only nice thing I can say about this video is that it’s better than anything the Young Cons have ever done and if that bar were any lower it would be poking up sod in China. And congrats to Islamophobic “Constitution Kate” and birther “The MZA” (Meathead Zipper Attack?) for being two of the whitest people I’ve ever seen in my life. Now everyone point and laugh because pasty wingnuts are rappin’ again! Yaaaaay! [via Instaputz and Wonkette]
It was so obvious, it was just staring the country in the face, but it took the intermittently firing neurons of Jeannie deAngelis at American Thinker to formulate and give vent to just what everyone’s been thinking:
When is Our Stupid Media going to figure out that teabaggers are nothing more than run-of-the-mill, dull-witted wingnuts with way too much disposable income in their pockets and time on their hands?
Obama’s shortcomings were eminently foreseeable, says one of McCain’s most prominent Democratic backers. Lynn Forester de Rothschild on how the president’s fake bipartisanship could never hide his true leftist agenda. [...]
Perhaps the biggest fabrication of the Obama candidacy was his claim of being a centrist. Sure, he made promises during the campaign that pleased moderates. He promised “the elimination of capital gains taxes for small business,” a $3,000 refundable tax credit to existing businesses for every additional employee hired through 2010, removal of penalties for early withdrawal of 401(k) savings during the recession, and no administration jobs for lobbyists. Perhaps the best of all was the promise he made in the Mississippi presidential debate when he said, “We need earmark reform. And when I’m president, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.” They were specific, sensible promises—ones that enabled him to mislead the electorate about his real plans for America. [...]
So if he wasn’t going to be a centrist Democrat in the tradition of Bill Clinton, what did Barack Obama want from his presidency, should he be elected? He told us from the beginning. It was a stunning agenda, but it seemed innocuous, even inspiring, during the campaign. Standing on the steps of the old Illinois State Capitol, announcing his candidacy for president, Obama declared he was running “not just to hold an office, but to gather with you to transform a nation.” Suddenly now everyone is worried he is trying to transform America. He had said so all along. His is an effort to make a bigger, more intrusive and more costly government. His hope is, and has always been, to turn the country into a nation that looks more like a European social democracy. He ignores that the roots of our strength have always been small government and a dynamic private sector, fostered by both Democrats and Republicans. His cynical use of centrist language as a tool to get elected does not change the fact of his true objectives for America.
OBAMAMG! THE ELITIST, SWARTHY PRESIDENT WITH THE UN-AMERICAN NAME HAS PLANS AND OBJECTIVES! HE MUST BE STOPPED!*
If you’re so eager to bolster your Real True Progressive® bonafides that you resort to using the adjective “thuggish” to describe Darcy Burner (Darcy Burner?!?), I guess you’re fully committed to always being picked last in intramural dodgeball. If you think that’s a winning strategy, well, good luck with that, lil’ fella.
Not up there with her banjo-on-crack classic “Where Were You Born?”, but enough awful/funny to warrant a post. You can read the lyrics below the fold, but have someone hide your firearms before you do. Trust me.
Granted, not all of us left-o-centers seem to agree about much of anything these days, but I’d hope, at the very least, we can agree that mocking the woman Louise Slaughter spoke about today to score political points is utterly loathsome and unequivocally subhuman.
This can’t be repeated enough: WINGNUTS ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
I could shine that up a bit, but fuck it. And fuck them.
Glenn Beck is promoting this new something or other called “Insider Extreme” (IT’S THE FRESH!) that you have to pay a lot of money to access but it’s what the founders envisioned and, if you join now, Glenn will send you a temporary tattoo of the don’t-tread-on-me snake and a signed Polaroid of his taint (BECAUSE HE’S JUST THAT FUCKING NUTS! HONK HONK!).
Here’s a trailer for his new documentary (definition: truth talkie) called Doomed to Repeat? that expresses concern that our Kenyan Muslim Dictator-in-the-Making may turn out to be just like ... wait for it, wait for it ... FDR [insert horror movie scream here], consistently ranked as one of the best presidents in U.S. history, instead of Herbert Hoover, who, just like his last name, completely sucked. We also learn that Obama picks on Dubya a lot and Jonah Goldberg tells us that government can’t be our Aunt Louise (no ribbon candy for you!). Then it ends with some guy explaining that government can’t be the solution to even our smallest problems while they show video of public transportation and a busy highway, both of which will eventually lead to “tyranny.” THE END.
