Friday, February 26, 2010

But which one? And why? Discuss.

(Hint: There are no wrong answers, now that Paterson has bailed.)

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 02/26/10 at 01:49 PM
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Well, it’s that time again. And again. And again. And again.

Is Weigel right? Or will Hillary jam the throttle and go auguring into the conning tower of the USS Mulligan, in a last-ditch Hail-Mary run against Obama, Palin and/or an Insane Teabagger TBA? Inquiring minds are obviously bored to paste-eating distraction with C-SPAN and the Olympics.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 02/24/10 at 03:54 PM
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Monday, February 15, 2010

Admit it: We were all worried when Obama chose the gaffe-prone Biden for the VP slot:

VANCOUVER - Former U.S. Olympians Peggy Fleming and Vonetta Flowers were slightly injured Sunday in a collision involving the van they were riding in as part of Vice President Joe Biden’s motorcade, Biden’s office said.

Luckily, Fleming and Flowers survived the latest Biden gaffe and were seen enjoying the games while seated near the Vice President and Second Lady after the incident.

I sure hope the rumors aren’t true about Hillary Clinton retiring and Biden taking over the State Department in a second Obama administration. Secretary of State Clinton, your country needs you: That next Biden gaffe could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 02/15/10 at 09:09 AM
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Sorry. Nobody believes that. I just wanted to see if I could make the Google ads change.

Carry on.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 01/19/10 at 10:44 PM
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Even though I regularly read blogs written by horrible, petulant Hillary Clinton supporters that exist solely to tell the world HOW MUCH BARACK OBAMA SUCKS several times a day (or even hourly), I still think “Wow, that’s pretty harsh” when I read one of the relatively few anti-Clinton blog posts penned by an Obama supporter these days.

Why is that?

Posted by Kevin K. on 01/12/10 at 07:18 AM
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Saturday, December 19, 2009

According to the NYT, a face-saving, last-minute non-agreement emerged from the COP15 conference only after President Obama and SOS Hillary Clinton crashed a secret meeting of Banana-Hat El Supremos, and administered a much-needed lesson in American Exceptionalism. 

The deal eventually came together after a dramatic moment in which Mr. Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton burst into a meeting of the Chinese, Indian and Brazilian leaders, according to senior administration officials. Mr. Obama said he did not want them negotiating in secret.

“Hello, boys,” laughed the President, brushing plaster from the shattered door jamb off his shoulder. “We heard you fellas could use a little diversity in here. Looks to me like you forgot to invite any women.”

“No Negroes, either, Bossman,” Mrs. Clinton chimed in. “And certainly no one representing the interests of hard-working white Americans.”

“Please don’t kill us,” begged Sergio Serra, Brazil’s senior climate negotiator, as Obama blocked an attempted escape by Chinese officials with an impromptu demonstration of Chicago-style “chin-music.” “What about our human rights?”

“Human rights are an ideal, not a priority,” Clinton replied coldly, brandishing a folding chair. 

“Go easy on them, Hillary,” Obama chided, comically shaking out his “bruised” knuckles. “They’re really very likable men.”

“Not likable enough,” observed the Secretary, as she waded into the cowering forms at the conference table.

A non-binding Five-Nation Agreement was announced within hours. Shortly afterward, Obama boarded Air Force One for the return flight to DC. The President informed pool reporters that there would be a brief stopover in Connecticut, where Obama intended to “plant a giant carbon footrpint in Joe Lieberman’s butt”—an apparent reference to the recalcitrant Senator’s grandstanding opposition to the pending Health Care Reform bill. 

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 12/19/09 at 10:37 AM
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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Just when you thought it couldn’t get more wretched than the crazed scrawling of that steaming pile of suck Andrew Malcolm at the LA Times or anything Amy Siskind burps up anywhere (Daily Beast, HuffPo, Cat Fancy, etc.), along comes Colleen O’Connor, armed with a mouth full of paste, from something called the San Diego News Network to boldly challenge both Malcolm and Siskind for the coveted title of “Worst Professional Poliblogger.”  Jumpin’ jeebus in a, ummm, jumpsuit, “King Obama v. Queen Clinton — Check or Checkmate?” is perhaps the most abominable “editorial” I’ve read in my life.  Here’s just a taste:

If Clinton supporter and Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley wins that will make the ninth score that Clinton has settled. And it will have happened in the state that the Kennedy family once ruled.

Monday, in a surprise announcement, former President Bill Clinton just endorsed Coakley and has recorded a message to be sent to 500,000 Massachusetts voters to get out and vote for Coakley.

Ironically, it was Kennedy’s endorsement of Obama in the Iowa caucus that ended the Clintons’ dreams of reclaiming the White House, and started the vendettas.

One major problem with that festering mess o’ words: Ted Kennedy endorsed Obama on January 28th, nearly a full month after the Iowa caucuses, which were held on the 3rd, and a couple of days after he won a landslide victory in South Carolina. How can you write about politics and not get that right? And what’s with “the Clintons’ dreams” and “started the vendettas”? There is no doubt who adhered the “what the” to the “fuck” on Monday. It was Colleen O’Connor.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 12/10/09 at 12:34 PM
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Wednesday, December 02, 2009

If you’re one of the many petulant Hillary deadenders (“the ‘08 primaries were our 9/11!!!”) who are joyously tossing around your life-giving “I-told-you-so’s” as you snip away in the PUMAsphere about OBAMA’S AFGHANISTAN DISASTER!!!, please follow these instructions carefully:

1. Read this article.
2. Watch the video at the bottom of this post.
3. Ball up your fingers into a fist.
4. Start punching yourself in the face and don’t stop until Sarah Palin is president.

Thank you.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 12/02/09 at 10:04 PM
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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Go read.

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/01/09 at 12:52 PM
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Bard of Wasilla to the Earl of OxyContin:

This is what I appreciate about the Republican Party. We have contested, aggressive, competitive primaries. We’re not like this herd mentality like a bunch of sheep—with the fighting instincts of sheep, as Horowitz would say—like some in the Democrat Party; where, heaven forbid, you take a stand and you oppose somebody within your own party because it’s the right thing to do.

I’m sure this will be news to President Hillary Clinton.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/17/09 at 05:39 PM
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Friday, November 13, 2009

The Palin-lovin’ PUMA loons who run the asylum that is HillBuzz have been getting a lot of love from the wingnutosphere this week for their magnificently fucktarded post “Thank you former President George W. Bush and former First Lady Laura Bush.” Not only do they heap lavish praise and tear-drenched apologies on Dubya, who they practically elevate to sainthood, but they also admit that they’re now—get this—“fans of Dick Cheney”:

And we are blessed to have Dick Cheney, wherever he is, keeping tabs on all that’s going on and speaking out when the current administration does anything too reckless and dangerous.

Cheney’s someone else we villainized and maligned in the past who we were also wrong about.  There has never been a Vice President, including Gore, Biden, or Mondale, who was more supportive of gay rights than “Darth Cheney”. There has never been a Vice President more spot-on right about the dangers facing this country from Islamic terrorism.

We live in strange, strange times indeed.

Yeah, we sure as hell do. Their blog is living proof of it.

As I noted in the comments here a few days ago after reading that post:

If you stare closely at the image of Hillary in their masthead, you can see her trying to tear herself out of the HTMLs.

Today, I decided to help her.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 11/13/09 at 03:15 PM
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Friday, October 30, 2009

Apparently they’ve redecorated over at the wingnut Powerline blog, transforming the former “man cave” into something straight outta Planet Frou-Frou, with fainting couches strewn all about and smelling salts conveniently located on all the spindly, antique side tables.

Back in the day, you could count on the Powertools to let loose a rousing chorus of “huzzahs” whenever George W. Bush indulged in his trademark dick-swinging machismo on the foreign policy front: You’re either with us or agin’ us! Dead or alive! Smoke ‘em outta their caves! Bring it on!

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Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/30/09 at 09:49 AM
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Or just “stupid-stupid”? I’m going with the former after reading the breathtakingly dishonest and delusional screed currently front-paged at The New Agenda blog.

Sometimes I think the best way to deal with raving nincompoops like Siskind is to ignore them. After all, is she really any more relevant than the floridly delusional twits who still believe Hillary Clinton speaks to them in pantsuit-code and avidly reads their shitty blogs for special birthday greetings?

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Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/28/09 at 12:17 PM
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Thursday, October 08, 2009

I caught the tail end of the 5PM broadcast of Hardball and heard a woman (not sure who) bring up “Democratic” “speechwriter” Wendy Button’s anti-health care reform post at Politics Daily, so go read about it at Instaputz: Return of the PUMA. TS expected it to get a lot of play today and, if it’s hitting cable news, it may have a longer shelf life than that.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/08/09 at 05:06 PM
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There are moments when you look around the blogosphere and wonder, “How do these dipshits manage not to choke to death while they’re eating because they can’t figure out how to breathe and chew at the same time?”

This is one of those moments:

WHY HILARY CLINTON IS AT THE PEAK OF HER POWER and WHAT SHE CAN DO WITH IT

by John Charlton

I did not vote for Hillary Clinton. But this week I am a Hilary Clinton fan, in a sense. Let me explain.

Hillary Clinton, the Secretary of State of the United States under Barack Hussein Obama, is, in my opinion, the most powerful person on the planet right now; that is, this week.

She holds this position because the unique circumstances of history which have brought the United States into its present Constitutional Crisis; and of events which have unwittingly put her in the position of restoring the Republic and the Democratic Party, by her action, or destroying the same by her inaction. [...]

If Hilary Clinton just simply said simple one sentence, this week, it would cause the Obama administration to implode; resurrect the Democratic party as a viable entity in the 2010 elections, and be met with a swift ground swell of support from the entire people of the United States who still believe in the rule of law.

What is this sentence?

“After careful legal and historical study, I don’t believe Obama is a natural born citizen; and therefore I request Congress to hold hearings to determine whether he lawfully occupies the office of President of the United States, in accord with the objective requirements of Article II, Section i, paragraph 5, of the U.S. Constitution!”

Such a statement would show the following about Hilary Clinton’s character:

1) It would definitely demonstrate that she is a person of integrity, who puts the U.S. Constitution before all else.

2) It would definitely prove that, as a woman, she is not a follower but a leader.

And:

3) It would without question prove that she is fucking insane and should be institutionalized immediately.

Yeah, Hillary will get right on that.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 10/08/09 at 11:06 AM
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