Hillary Clinton

Monday, February 25, 2008

Bitch is the new attack

From Mithras:

This would be funny, except for the fact that someone got stabbed.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/25/08 at 04:36 PM
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Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Sunday Selector: February 24th, 2008

“Falling Slowly” from Once—My Oscar pick to (deservedly) win best original song

Sorry, no other selections today (unless you want to see how much Frank Rich hates Hillary’s va-jay-jay).  Have some weekend work to get through and still recovering from that head cold that clobbered me yesterday morning. The Sunday Selector will return in its normal form next weekend.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/24/08 at 12:51 PM
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Taylor Marsh’s new vlog

Taylor “Mushy” Marsh is now a radio and television talk show host. I dare you not to get seasick.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 02/24/08 at 12:19 AM
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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Taylor Marsh’s new fan base

Mushy may be alienating a lot of Dems/libs with her deranged and destructive, ahem, “vetting” of Barack Obama, but she’s reeling in some really classy new fans, like the fine folks at the wingnuterrific Blogs 4 Brownback:

Thank You, Taylor Marsh!

I don’t really know who this liberal strumpet with the bad hair, Taylor Marsh, is, but she is doing conservatives a huge favor. I wish I’d found out about her earlier, because she puts the McCain campaign to shame as she follows in Karl Rove’s trailblazing footsteps, attacking Obambi’s strengths and driving up his negatives. This is what the GOP should be doing right now, but it seems we’re still recovering from a bruising nomination fight ourselves. Thankfully Clinton dead-enders like Marsh are doing our work for us. Taylor, you rock!

What idiot leftists like Taylor are attempting to do is something that the GOP would have a hard time doing: turning Democrats on each other, considering that their two candidates are essentially the same old liberal trash. But reading the comment threads at Marsh’s unhinged site warms my heart. There are libs over there proclaiming they would sooner vote for McCain than the “empty suit” that is Obama. They call his supporters cultists. They dig up and discuss Obama dirt and potential scandals that I’d never even heard of. Keep up the great work, libbies! [...]

She also covers the Barack Hussein Osama plagiarism story perhaps even better than Red State [link added—ed.]. Well, maybe not better. It’s actually pretty shallow spin, but her Hillary fan club eats it up and helps to push the meme into the “progressive” blogosphere, something we could never hope to do. Erik should sign her up pronto! It doesn’t matter that the Deval Patrick guy gave permission to Obama to use his material, she still beats Obama over the head with it as if he had stashed bundles of cash in his freezer. It’s truly a sight to behold.

Larry and Susan, read it and weep. You guys really need to crank up the crazy if you’re looking to garner those coveted Ace of Spades or Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler trackbacks.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/21/08 at 06:48 AM
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Dear Pollsters

My wife Chris would like to see the following voter breakdowns in exit polling for the Democratic primaries in Texas and Ohio:

  • Heavy drinkers
  • People who are lactose intolerant
  • “Morning people”

She’s still working on the Republican party breakdowns. We’ll get back to you shortly.

Thank you.

 

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/21/08 at 06:25 AM
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

I love the smell of desperation in the morning…

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Obama beat Clinton pretty decisively in Wisconsin last night and things aren’t looking so good in Hillshillville. Over at No Quarter, Larry Johnson’s hand-picked spazmo SusanUnPC has been reduced to spewing utter garbage like this:

(I hear Joe Biden reads the newspaper when Obama is asking questions during full committee hearings.)

And over at Mushy’s site, where the barrel is bottomless, they’ve resorted to passing around links about crackpot/crackhead Larry Sinclair:

http://www.whitehouse.com/NewsComments…

Just sayin’, folks. Just sayin’.

The question remains how much longer will these sore losers keep “just sayin’” after Obama puts this away?

Back at SusanUnPC’s House of Spittle, a reasonable Hillary supporter unleashes the obvious:

Susan, but you must admit he’s got the Big Mo. Hillary might win Texas but Obama is scoring big in Ohio by reminding them what NAFTA did to their economy. I don’t think you understand how bad it really is. If Obama wins Ohio then he’s going all the way. While I admire your loyalty & tenacity at some point you may have to come to the realization you’re just cranking soundbites for McCain.

Amen.  Don’t count on Susan or Mushy, two of the pettiest and most destructive dickweeds working the left side of the blogosphere, to pull back any time soon.  There’s gotta come a point when some of the the more respected and trafficked liberal bloggers (read: not me) start publicly calling out these dopes on their bullshit. I’m seeing way too many blogs with Taylor Marsh links prominently displayed in their blogrolls.  She’s a loose cannon and it’s time a few prominent lefty bloggers started pissing on her gun powder.

MORE: John Cole is an ill-informed, misogynistic hope junky (evidence here and here). I loved this pull-quote from one of his commenters:

Looking over the race, how much of Obama’s criticism of Clinton have been o f the nature that would harm her and the party’s chances in the general election? I seriously cannot think of any. While everything—EVERYTHING—coming out from the Clinton camp is stuff that can be picked up and used by the Republicans in one way or another or is designed to damage him as a candidate going forward as much if not more than it impacts him now…

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/20/08 at 07:40 AM
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Monday, February 18, 2008

Hillary Clinton—Making Our Dreams Come True (and Making Our Dreck Come Through)

Holy fucking god. If you thought it couldn’t get worse (or funnier) than “Hillary4U&Me,” you were very, very wrong.  I know I’ve been laying it on a little thick with the Hillshill bashing lately, but how could I not post this one?

Warning: Avoid watching this if you’ve eaten anything within the last two weeks.

MORE: Check out the comments at YouTube. They love it!!! (The love fest is sure to take a dark and ugly turn once this video inevitably starts trickling through the snicker circuit.) UPDATE: In comments Will S. lets us know that they’re holding YouTube comments for approval, so I guess that explains the love fest.

WAY TO GO: Let’s temper this post with a hearty “bravo!” for Bill.  The red-faced charge is silly because he handled the situation well (better than I would have). That loudmouthed pro-lifer deserved a kick square in the ‘nads, not stern condemnation.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/18/08 at 01:43 PM
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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Hillary4U&Me (The Alternate Version)

You knew the parodies would start rolling in of the dreadful Hillary4U&Me video and this one is pretty funny and well-done, but careful at work.

And, yes, let’s get it out of the way ... I’m a sexist pig for posting this.  Done.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/17/08 at 05:56 PM
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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Obama hates your va-jay-jay!

I’m with John Cole on this one. How desperate and somewhat Hillaryious. Some Clinton supporters could find sexist intent in a sock darning egg.

And, as you may have guessed, Mushy is on the case.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/16/08 at 02:49 PM
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Friday, February 15, 2008

Hillary4U&Me

As Peter Hauck writes at PrezVid: “It’s audio-visual waterboarding.”

They should have this song playing in the background whenever you visit MyHRC.

MORE: Kill it before it records again!

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/15/08 at 10:09 AM
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I’m proud to be a union man…

...I make those meetings when I can, yeah:

Giving Senator Barack Obama new momentum, one of the nation’s largest labor unions, the United Food and Commercial Workers, endorsed him on Thursday. Another giant, the Service Employees International Union, was on the brink of backing him.

The endorsement of the service employees, which with 1.9 million members is seen as the nation’s most politically potent union, would be considered a special boon. Members of the service employees’ board were casting votes by e-mail and fax on Thursday night, and two top S.E.I.U. leaders said an Obama endorsement was likely.

The two unions did not make endorsements until now largely because they were so torn among Mr. Obama, John Edwards and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. But with Mr. Edwards out and Mr. Obama winning eight straight contests, many of the top leaders of the unions decided it was time to back him.

It looks like that Giuliani-like “come and get me” strategy is really paying off for Hillary…

MEANWHILE: Someone had better buy rabid anti-Obama Hillshill Larry “Barber Bowl” Johnson and big ol’ sack of deep breaths. What a loon.

BONUS POINTS: Name the song referenced in this post’s title (without Google) and win oodles of hope and change!

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/15/08 at 05:47 AM
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Jeff Gordon: NASCAR’s Hillary Clinton

Geepers, if Hillshills think the MSM is tough on Hillary, let her try spending a day in Jeff Gordon’s, errrrrrr,  jumpsuit.  Look at the questions from “fans” that TIME recently hurled at him:

    How does it feel to go from the kid to the old man on the tour? What’s it like to hear people booing you? Will having Dale Earnhardt Jr. as a teammate cut down on the number of bottles and cans thrown at you when you win at Talladega this year? If Dale Earnhardt Jr. is in the lead for another win at Daytona, would you bump him and take out your team member? Why is it that some parts of the country support you and others don’t? Your wife is taller than you. Has that ever made you self-conscious?

 

 

 

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/13/08 at 04:53 AM
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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Hillary Clinton Light Bulb Joke

Q: How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Misogynist!
 

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Posted by Kevin K. on 02/10/08 at 06:28 PM
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The Sunday Selector: February 10th, 2008

Monks—“Boys Are Boys and Girls Are Choice” (live—1965)

  • NEXT UP FOR THE DEMOCRATS: CIVIL WAR: The NY Times’ Frank Rich takes the Clinton Machine to task over their “thick deck of race cards.”
  • TO MY GREAT CHAGRIN: The eagerly-awaited (in my house, at least) world premiere of the documentary To My Great Chagrin: The Unbelievable Story of Brother Theodore comes to MOMA this Wednesday, February 13th (also playing on March 1st). He was a complex, brilliant and vastly underrated performance artist and you can view some of his pitch-perfect and hysterical ravings in a video compilation we posted here back in September.
  • OBAMA MESSIAH COMPLEX? OR INTENTIONAL IGNORANCE?: Thudfactor takes on the increasingly irrational Hillshill Larry Johnson and he drops to the ground with a loud “thud.”
  • FUERZABRUTA: Friday I took my lovely wife Chris to see Fuerzabruta, the new spectacle from the creators of De La Guarda, for her birthday at the Daryl Roth Theatre and was totally blown away by it.  I enjoyed De La Guarda, but thought it was a little over-hyped and found myself wishing it would come to an end about 45-minutes into it.  Fuerzabruta, on the other hand, I never wanted to end, noticing at several points during the performance that my face was smeared with a thoroughly ridiculous shit-eating grin that only a child can accommodate without feeling like a complete tool. As an added bonus, I was selected by one of the Fuerzabruta “dancers” to join her on a metal platform and dance in front of hundreds of people before having an oversized, exploding paper cinderblock dropped on our heads. According to Chris the crowd was cheering me on (I inserted several of my death-defying robot maneuvers into my routine) and afterwards the dancer came over and gave me a big thumbs up when she found me back in the crowd. If you’re a New Yorker, I highly recommend checking this show out.  If the $72 price tag is too steep for you, they sell $25 rush tix at the box office two hours before each performance.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/10/08 at 10:09 AM
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Friday, February 08, 2008

Larry Johnson: Stepin Fuckhead

Larry Johnson
Step one: Place bowl on head.

Rabid anti-Obama Hillshill Larry Johnson, who fretted Wednesday about Barack’s Super Duper Black Force Field,  isn’t even trying to hide it anymore:

Oh, we loves us some Bama!

As someone wrote in the comments:

Who is writing this stuff? Don Imus?

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/08/08 at 06:06 AM
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