Monday, February 25, 2008
Bitch is the new attack
This would be funny, except for the fact that someone got stabbed.
This would be funny, except for the fact that someone got stabbed.
“Falling Slowly” from Once—My Oscar pick to (deservedly) win best original song
Sorry, no other selections today (unless you want to see how much Frank Rich hates Hillary’s va-jay-jay). Have some weekend work to get through and still recovering from that head cold that clobbered me yesterday morning. The Sunday Selector will return in its normal form next weekend.
Taylor “Mushy” Marsh is now a radio and television talk show host. I dare you not to get seasick.
Mushy may be alienating a lot of Dems/libs with her deranged and destructive, ahem, “vetting” of Barack Obama, but she’s reeling in some really classy new fans, like the fine folks at the wingnuterrific Blogs 4 Brownback:
Thank You, Taylor Marsh!
I don’t really know who this liberal strumpet with the bad hair, Taylor Marsh, is, but she is doing conservatives a huge favor. I wish I’d found out about her earlier, because she puts the McCain campaign to shame as she follows in Karl Rove’s trailblazing footsteps, attacking Obambi’s strengths and driving up his negatives. This is what the GOP should be doing right now, but it seems we’re still recovering from a bruising nomination fight ourselves. Thankfully Clinton dead-enders like Marsh are doing our work for us. Taylor, you rock!
What idiot leftists like Taylor are attempting to do is something that the GOP would have a hard time doing: turning Democrats on each other, considering that their two candidates are essentially the same old liberal trash. But reading the comment threads at Marsh’s unhinged site warms my heart. There are libs over there proclaiming they would sooner vote for McCain than the “empty suit” that is Obama. They call his supporters cultists. They dig up and discuss Obama dirt and potential scandals that I’d never even heard of. Keep up the great work, libbies! [...]
She also covers the Barack Hussein Osama plagiarism story perhaps even better than Red State [link added—ed.]. Well, maybe not better. It’s actually pretty shallow spin, but her Hillary fan club eats it up and helps to push the meme into the “progressive” blogosphere, something we could never hope to do. Erik should sign her up pronto! It doesn’t matter that the Deval Patrick guy gave permission to Obama to use his material, she still beats Obama over the head with it as if he had stashed bundles of cash in his freezer. It’s truly a sight to behold.
My wife Chris would like to see the following voter breakdowns in exit polling for the Democratic primaries in Texas and Ohio:
She’s still working on the Republican party breakdowns. We’ll get back to you shortly.
As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Obama beat Clinton pretty decisively in Wisconsin last night and things aren’t looking so good in Hillshillville. Over at No Quarter, Larry Johnson’s hand-picked spazmo SusanUnPC has been reduced to spewing utter garbage like this:
(I hear Joe Biden reads the newspaper when Obama is asking questions during full committee hearings.)
And over at Mushy’s site, where the barrel is bottomless, they’ve resorted to passing around links about crackpot/crackhead Larry Sinclair:
Just sayin’, folks. Just sayin’.
The question remains how much longer will these sore losers keep “just sayin’” after Obama puts this away?
Back at SusanUnPC’s House of Spittle, a reasonable Hillary supporter unleashes the obvious:
Susan, but you must admit he’s got the Big Mo. Hillary might win Texas but Obama is scoring big in Ohio by reminding them what NAFTA did to their economy. I don’t think you understand how bad it really is. If Obama wins Ohio then he’s going all the way. While I admire your loyalty & tenacity at some point you may have to come to the realization you’re just cranking soundbites for McCain.
Amen. Don’t count on Susan or Mushy, two of the pettiest and most destructive dickweeds working the left side of the blogosphere, to pull back any time soon. There’s gotta come a point when some of the the more respected and trafficked liberal bloggers (read: not me) start publicly calling out these dopes on their bullshit. I’m seeing way too many blogs with Taylor Marsh links prominently displayed in their blogrolls. She’s a loose cannon and it’s time a few prominent lefty bloggers started pissing on her gun powder.
Looking over the race, how much of Obama’s criticism of Clinton have been o f the nature that would harm her and the party’s chances in the general election? I seriously cannot think of any. While everything—EVERYTHING—coming out from the Clinton camp is stuff that can be picked up and used by the Republicans in one way or another or is designed to damage him as a candidate going forward as much if not more than it impacts him now…
Holy fucking god. If you thought it couldn’t get worse (or funnier) than “Hillary4U&Me,” you were very, very wrong. I know I’ve been laying it on a little thick with the Hillshill bashing lately, but how could I not post this one?
Warning: Avoid watching this if you’ve eaten anything within the last two weeks.
MORE: Check out the comments at YouTube. They love it!!! (The love fest is sure to take a dark and ugly turn once this video inevitably starts trickling through the snicker circuit.) UPDATE: In comments Will S. lets us know that they’re holding YouTube comments for approval, so I guess that explains the love fest.
WAY TO GO: Let’s temper this post with a hearty “bravo!” for Bill. The red-faced charge is silly because he handled the situation well (better than I would have). That loudmouthed pro-lifer deserved a kick square in the ‘nads, not stern condemnation.
And, yes, let’s get it out of the way ... I’m a sexist pig for posting this. Done.
And, as you may have guessed, Mushy is on the case.
As Peter Hauck writes at PrezVid: “It’s audio-visual waterboarding.”
They should have this song playing in the background whenever you visit MyHRC.
MORE: Kill it before it records again!
...I make those meetings when I can, yeah:
Giving Senator Barack Obama new momentum, one of the nation’s largest labor unions, the United Food and Commercial Workers, endorsed him on Thursday. Another giant, the Service Employees International Union, was on the brink of backing him.
The endorsement of the service employees, which with 1.9 million members is seen as the nation’s most politically potent union, would be considered a special boon. Members of the service employees’ board were casting votes by e-mail and fax on Thursday night, and two top S.E.I.U. leaders said an Obama endorsement was likely.
The two unions did not make endorsements until now largely because they were so torn among Mr. Obama, John Edwards and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. But with Mr. Edwards out and Mr. Obama winning eight straight contests, many of the top leaders of the unions decided it was time to back him.
It looks like that Giuliani-like “come and get me” strategy is really paying off for Hillary…
MEANWHILE: Someone had better buy rabid anti-Obama Hillshill Larry “Barber Bowl” Johnson and big ol’ sack of deep breaths. What a loon.
BONUS POINTS: Name the song referenced in this post’s title (without Google) and win oodles of hope and change!
Geepers, if Hillshills think the MSM is tough on Hillary, let her try spending a day in Jeff Gordon’s, errrrrrr, jumpsuit. Look at the questions from “fans” that TIME recently hurled at him:
Q: How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Monks—“Boys Are Boys and Girls Are Choice” (live—1965)
Step one: Place bowl on head.
Oh, we loves us some Bama!
As someone wrote in the comments:
Who is writing this stuff? Don Imus?