Polisnark

Friday, November 09, 2007

This makes me sad Viagra exists

Please don’t enjoy one of the most painful things I’ve ever watched in my life: Roger L. Magoo goes to Blog World and feels a “rustlin’.”

UPDATE: And this is the most painful thing I’ve ever looked at in my life. I wish Brooklyn had a mouth so that it could vomit Ann Althouse out.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/09/07 at 11:06 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsBedwettersPoliblogsPolisnark

Thursday, November 08, 2007

While I’m putting off cleaning the bathroom…

Go check out ortho_bob’s excellent and snarkeriffic analysis of the nuttersphere’s latest circle jerk. I also like that his blog, gravity begins at home, is as scattered as Rumproast, so I’m rolling a link to it over to the right while the ever-prickly toilet brush and its squeaky-clean friend Comet taunt me.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/08/07 at 04:14 PM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsNuttersPolisnarkWar In Error

The right’s latest “purple finger” moment

The nutters sure do love their images.  And, I’m sorry, but it’s just not a very good photograph (the composition sucks).

Expect a few days of eye-popping howls of “why are the leftards and the MSM ignoring this!?!?” into the echo chamber until the mongerloids stumble upon some other quaint justification for this horribly mismanaged, $800 billion War in Error. My taxpayers’ chicken chili will have a longer shelf life than this photo. Enjoy it while it lasts, warhumpers.

read the whole post »

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/08/07 at 07:52 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsNuttersPolisnarkWar In Error

The Thursday Snark Sniffer

  • alicublog: “Giuliani is leading among Republican nominees based not upon the relevance of his experience—does America really need someone who can jail squeegee men or crack down on dancing in bars?—but on his reputation as an unrelenting prick.”
  • Fables of the Reconstruction: “...Chavez may become as bad as those Western Hemisphere dictators that the Right used to root for, like that guy Pinochet who used to have his military give the opposition free flying lessons by throwing them out of helicopters over rivers with their hands tied behind their backs.”
  • Tom Tomorrow: “Regnery gave them an inch and now they’re suing because they think they’re entitled to be rulers.”
  • Lawyers, Guns and Money: “In the midst of defending once again the single worst argument in the pro-torture arsenal, Alan Dershowitz has finally been reduced to a sad parody of himself by claiming that torture—if good enough for the Nazis—is good enough for us.”
  • Jesus’ General: “You need another funding source. That’s why I’m asking you to consider marching into the Sudetenland and invading Poland.”
  • i am bossy: “Do you know what gets rid of toenail fungus? Dying.”

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/08/07 at 06:38 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsPolisnark

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Cruising with Hugh Hewitt

Cruising with Hugh Hewitt

More at Balloon Juice.  (Hat tip to DougJ)

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/30/07 at 03:49 PM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: ImagesPoliticsNuttersPoliblogsPolisnark

Monday, October 15, 2007

Is that all there is?

I took a long breather from looking at rightwing blogs (and comments) for a while there, but now that I’ve surveyed the current landscape, I’ve come to the conclusion that the dead-enders’ whole pitch seems to amount to:

We’re no longer going to pretend that we aren’t loathsome douchebags, but we’re not as bad as Islamofascist terrorists and we’re the only ones who can save you from them. Vote GOP in ‘08.

Am I missing something?

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/15/07 at 10:03 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsNuttersPoliblogsPolisnark

Friday, October 12, 2007

Coming soon to a bookstore near you…

If Jews Had Any Brains They'd Be Christians

Background here.

Good christ (excuse the pun), even I’m shocked at how many wingnuts in the blogosphere, in posts and comments, are dismissing the outrage over Coulter’s antisemitic spew or even defending her.  There used to be a time when conservatives/Repubs knew chatter like this was political poison and, at the very least, looked the other way, but now the dead-enders have become so deranged that they’ve completely forgotten how to be politically savvy—one of the few things they were good at.  This doesn’t bode well for them in the future.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/12/07 at 09:18 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsNuttersPolisnarkSkull Hampers

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Thursday Snark Sniffer

  • Alicublog: “Wearing a flag pin isn’t like telling your spouse that you love him or her. Unless you are a U.S. servicemember, or Captain America, or attending a naturalization ceremony, wearing a flag pin means you are a dick.”
  • Jesus’ General: “I like Ron Paul but I’m a little wary of trusting Stormfront Radio. I mean, after all, it has the word ‘radio’ in it, and we all know radio is controlled by the Episcopalians.”
  • Sadly, No!: “I’ve become convinced that Michelle Malkin is capable of feeling precisely two emotions: blood lust and self-pity. And the self-pity only comes around when people point out how bloodthirsty she really is.”
  • TBogg: “...the thought of actually having to publicly debate Ezra about S-CHIP probably made [Michelle Malkin’s] sphincter clench so tightly that, if you stuck a lump of coal in it, you’d have a diamond by Friday.”

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/11/07 at 12:21 PM
Permalink

Categories: PoliticsPolisnark

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

In Defense…

In Defense of Being a Complete Fucking Asshole

Background here and here.

MORE: From Digby. And Malkin chickens out. What a horrible, horrible sub-humanoid.

FINALLY: “Why Coulter is Better Than Malkin

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/10/07 at 04:37 PM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: ImagesPoliticsNuttersPolisnark

Friday, October 05, 2007

Wide Stance in 08’

As you may have heard, the new logo for the Republican National Convention was revealed Wednesday.  Here’s my take on it:

Republican National Convention -- Wide Stance in 2008

Suck it, Malkin.

 

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/05/07 at 12:40 PM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsElection '08NuttersPolisnark

The Friday Snark Sniffer

This will be a regular Rumproast feature. [Insert snarky comment here.]

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/05/07 at 06:10 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsPolisnark

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Democrats, you know what to do…

image

Bush vetoes child health insurance plan.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/03/07 at 09:40 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsNuttersPolisnark

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Go Ahead, Bomb New York

Funny as hell and, unfortunately, pretty believable.  Let it play through the commercial at the end for additional footage.


Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song “Bomb New York”

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/02/07 at 11:56 AM
Trackbacks (0) • Permalink

Categories: New York CityPoliticsPolisnarkYouTubidity

Page 39 of 39 pages « First  <  37 38 39