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Monday, July 25, 2011

Greetings fReichtards: Today is Own Your Shit Day

Today’s print version of the New York Times is a beautiful thing. Front page above the fold: Big photo of Mayor Bloomberg officiating over the marriage of two of his employees. And right beneath that, Own Your Shit Day for fReichtards who got shout outs from Anders Can’t Bear Brevity:

The revelations about Mr. Breivik’s American influences exploded on the blogs over the weekend, putting Mr. Spencer [operator of Jihad Watch] and other self-described “counterjihad” activists on the defensive, as their critics suggested that their portrayal of Islam as a threat to the West indirectly fostered the crimes in Norway.

Mr. Spencer wrote on his Web site, jihadwatch.org, that “the blame game” had begun, “as if killing a lot of children aids the defense against the global jihad and Islamic supremacism, or has anything remotely to do with anything we have ever advocated.” He did not mention Mr. Breivik’s voluminous quotations from his writings.

Note: Your time is better spent reading Betty Cracker’s lovely synopsis of the WATB’s Big Bold Muslim Bashers response to ABB’s love than the rest of this post.

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Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/25/11 at 10:11 AM
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

The Key to Rebekah [Update - Hackgate, The Movie!]

The Murdoch Meltdown continues [via B.J.].

Steve Doocy will be along shortly to tell us why this isn’t important, and we should talk about something else and leave Rupert’s Wingnut Welfare Engorged Teats Rebekah alooooone!

Heh.

Please join me and dance the Schadenfreude Shuffle to this little ditty.

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Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/17/11 at 09:13 AM
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Tab for US Wars Since 9/11: $3.7 Trillion

That’s a scochey bit more than the $50-60 billion Paul Wolfowitz told us the invasion of Iraq would run, and roughly the cost of 1,000 replacement World Trade Centers, at 2001 prices.

There’s some room for juggling in there, but you get the idea. Plus, I understand some innocent people got hurt.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/29/11 at 03:30 PM
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Friday, June 17, 2011

Federal Judge Dismisses Charges, Frees Osama Bin Laden

Another murdering MusloHitlerite receives a “Get Out of Jail Free” card from the Liberal Activist Judiciary.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/17/11 at 12:13 PM
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Friday, May 27, 2011

Palin: What Israel Needs Is a Failed Islamic State with 80 Million People on its Southwestern Border

It’s official: She’s a bloody fucking genius:

Should we be borrowing money from China to turn around and give it to the Muslim Brotherhood?

Given that we are running massive deficits and are drowning in more than $14 trillion in debt, and despite not knowing who will rule Egypt until its election this fall, this strange strategy may be the end result given President Obama’s announcement that he is committing $2 billion to Egypt’s “new government.” It’s part of a $20 billion foreign aid package laid out with the Group of 8 countries in Europe today.

Glad to see she’s abandoned her support for Israel’s national security.

Actual G8 package and rationale here.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/27/11 at 08:06 PM
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Friday, May 13, 2011

Every Barbie Needs a Ken

I think we may have covered opportunist sub-Etsy merchandisers Hero Builders here before. They excited prolonged wingnut disapproval last year with a series of Sarah Palin dolls that did nothing to improve her image among knee fetishists.

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But she was an awesome superhero, see? Couldn’t you tell from the cape and the ... er ... well, whatever that thing is.

At the time, her fans found schadenfreudic succor that this contrasted strongly with the effete Obama figurine on offer.

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Posted by YAFB on 05/13/11 at 01:05 AM
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Saturday, May 07, 2011

Let’s See if I Have This Straight . . .

Chest thumping:

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Not chest thumping:

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FOAD Card.

kthxbai

Posted by marindenver on 05/07/11 at 06:00 PM
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Captured Videos Include Out-Takes of Bin Laden Terror Tapes

(And, once again, Family Guy is years ahead of the actual news. Best available YouTube bootleg, sorry.)

Real videos and story here.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/07/11 at 04:39 PM
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Thursday, May 05, 2011

Neighbors Say Osama “Seemed Nice,” “Owned a Lot of Cheap Crap”

Confiscated family snapshot reveals softer side of Homicidal Terror Master.

(OK, this isn’t nearly stupid enough, so I’m adding the version with the lava lamp below the fold.)

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Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/05/11 at 11:43 AM
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I’m Loving How It All Came Out But, Seriously, Did They Have To Name It “Geronimo”??

Because, the real Geronimo was a genuine hero.  A Chiricahua Apache leader, his real name wasn’t even Geronimo.  That name was given to him by the white guys but his real name was Goyaałé.  And basically his life was devoted to resisting the American government who wanted to strip the Native Americans of their land and their rights.  Obviously a failing endeavour .  But certainly not something that should let him go down in history as the code name either for a mass murderer or the assault on said mass murderer, depending on who you talk to.

Can’t we get some sensitivity to this stuff ever, after all this time?

Posted by marindenver on 05/05/11 at 12:29 AM
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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Worldwide Search Underway for Replacement Shadowy Terrorist Mastermind

Is this the new face of al-Qaida? Probably not, since I just assembled it using an online Police Identi-Kit and a glass of Breakfast Beer. Plus, it’s got way too much “Victor Buono” going on, and not nearly enough of the Disney “Jafar” vibe I was aiming for.

Nonetheless, with Osama bin Laden dead, America now faces a potentially crippling Fear Deficit that can’t be filled by the demons in Glenn Beck’s head alone. And until it becomes clear who will succeed the Ghost of Tora Bora as the archetype-du-jour for Free-Floating Anxiety, it’s up to each of us, as Americans, to terrorize ourselves with whatever’s available and handy — whether it be Jews, the Irish, mud-people, face-eating bacteria or email rumors of factories where abortions are performed on an industrial scale using Explosive Pneumatic Fetal Inflation — the way Americans have always done, and the way the Founders intended.

It’s a well-established fact that the United States has the largest untapped reserves of irrational pants-shitting on earth, so there’s no reason why any of us should be standing around waiting for a Government-issued Freak-Out Permit when we can “Fear Here, Fear Now”...and do our bit to make America the Net Exporter of Bat-Shit Crazy it was once, and can be again. 

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/04/11 at 10:09 AM
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Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Sorry, Wingnuts.  Torture was NOT Responsible for Finding Bin Laden.

Via TPM

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Within hours of the announcement of the death of Osama Bin Laden at the hands of U.S. Navy Seals in a daring, secret operation, Rethugs were rushing to give credit where it belonged.  With Prez Bush, duh!

And not only was 43 really the one responsible for the success of the operation (despite having dismantled the OBL search and destroy unit in 2006), but we would never have developed the intelligence leading to Bin Laden’s hiding place without, wait for it, TORTURE!!!  Yes, waterboarding and all those other lovely interrogation methods that the DOJ at the time managed to find lawful and constitutional have been vindicated because they led to the downfall of America’s (and arguably the world’s) number one enemy.

Except that, well, it didn’t. 

More and more evidence suggests a key piece of intelligence—the first link in the chain of information that led U.S. intelligence officials to Osama bin Laden—wasn’t tortured out of its source. And, indeed, that torture actually failed to produce it.

“To the best of our knowledge, based on a look, none of it came as a result of harsh interrogation practices,” said Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee in a wide-ranging press conference.

In addition “multiple reports preceding Feinstein’s remarks suggest that waterboarding failed to produce the key piece of information—bin Laden’s courier’s nom de guerre. “

The information was apparently obtained through standard interrogation techniques after the *enhanced* interrogation had been discontinued.  Additionally the information derived was actually just a nickname for the courier.  It took years of intelligence, determination and some plain good luck to discover his real identity and eventually follow him to Bin Laden.  After, ahem, Obama reinstated the CIA’s Bin Laden unit.  Which, you know, Shrub closed down.  Because Bin Laden wasn’t important or anything.

Posted by marindenver on 05/03/11 at 03:40 PM
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Stand by for Death Porn

White House is releasing a single Bin Laden postmortem image shortly.

[UPDATE:] Administration may release pics of mummified 82-year-old Playboy Playmate instead.

[UPDATE 5/4:] No photo will be released. You’ll just have to use your sick, bloodthirsty imagination.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/03/11 at 10:37 AM
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Why not?

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Okay, so the “mission” in Afghanistan long ago ceased to be about getting Osama bin Laden. But now that he’s taking a dirt nap, isn’t this a great time to declare victory and get out? Why? Why not?

Posted by Betty Cracker on 05/03/11 at 06:46 AM
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Monday, May 02, 2011

Republicans Rush to Give Osama Kill Credit Where it’s Due - to Prez Shrub

Via Think Progress.

Not only did the Shrub carefully set everything up so conditions were just right for Obama to move in for the kill*, but the key evidence was gained through - yes, wait for it - TORTURE!!

You have to read it to believe it:

  – Rep. Steve King (R-IA) tweeted, “Wonder what President Obama thinks of water boarding now?” — an allusion to the fact that the nickname of the courier who served bin Laden may have been elicited under tortured interrogation.

  – Former Bush adviser Karl Rove said on Fox & Friends this morning: “I think the tools that President Bush put into place –- GITMO, rendition, enhanced interrogation, the vast effort to collect and collate this information — obviously served his successor quite well.”

  – Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld noted that the critical intelligence that led to bin Laden’s death “very well could have been partly a result of the interviews that took place at Guantanamo.”

  – Heritage Foundation President Edwin Feulner, wrote in a blog post, “Bin Laden’s elimination vindicates U.S. strategy in the region, started under President George W. Bush.”

  – John Yoo, Bush legal adviser who wrote “torture memos”: “Without the tough decisions taken by President Bush and his national security team, the United States could not have found and killed bin Laden. It is the continuity of policies in the war on terror that has brought success, not the misguided effort of the last two years to disavow them.”

Wow.  Just, wow.

*Presumably by abandoning the search for Bin Laden and dismissing his importance as a target.

Posted by marindenver on 05/02/11 at 04:29 PM
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