Zach Galifianakis

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Birds of a Feather

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While the rest of us worry that our secret thoughts and fever dreams are being mined by the NSA, a few bold narcissists rise above all that and trot out the whole steamy enchilada for a national audience.  So it is that subterranean screwball, Glenn Beck hosted Harvard’s least favorite son, Sen. Ted Cruz, on Thursday, to engage in an intellectual dissection of Mr Obama’s recent atrocities, including the appointments of Susan [Paybacks are a Bitch] Rice and Samantha Power.

Sen. Cruz, no fan of women in government [or elsewhere, as indicated by his vote against VAWA] predictably contributed a few manly musings about Power’s manifest unfitness for replacing Susan Rice at the United Nations:

While speaking to Glenn Beck earlier today, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) maintained that UN Ambassador nominee Samantha Power, best known for her human rights advocacy, “grovels” before dictators. Beck called Power, whom he referred to as “Powers,” as an “extraordinarily dangerous person” and accused her husband Cass Sunstein, who formerly led the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs, of directing the IRS to target conservatives.

Cruz called Power “extreme” and “far outside of the mainstream,” and said that she and other “left-wing academics” appointed by Obama consistently “grovel before tyrants like Castro in Cuba and North Korea.”

In case you’re not up on your pop psychology, this “vision” is a classic misogynistic daydream of “dominating the dominatrix,” usually indicating some unresolved “Mommy issues.”

Happily, this sort of psychosexual BS is mostly consigned to the talking heads and icky forums of the far right.  I mean, really, here we have a sociopathic nerd who believes that Congress and his alma mater are crawling with Communists, and an addled feral child talking past each other about nothing but their personal dysfunctions.

Beck is happy to have one more opportunity to dis Cass Sunstein and Cruz is trying to sound pompous and presidential before he slithers into Iowa.

Well fellas, UP YOURS!  Those two women are twice the men that you’ll ever be.  Oh, and, Sen Cruz? Des Moines is probably the closest you’ll ever get to the Oval Office . . .

As a special treat, take a few dramamine and watch this, if you dare:

Posted by Bette Noir on 06/09/13 at 06:43 AM
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Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Catching Up With “Between Two Ferns”

Been missing these.  Enjoy.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Jennifer Aniston & Tila Tequila from Between Two Ferns   

This one’s not too bad either.

 

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell   

OK, one more below the fold.

read the whole post »

Posted by marindenver on 10/04/11 at 10:21 PM
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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Between Two Ferns: Tila Tequila & Jennifer Aniston

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila from Between Two Ferns

Posted by Betty Cracker on 02/09/11 at 08:56 AM
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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis from Bruce Willis

[H/T: HuffPo]

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 10/14/10 at 09:17 AM
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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell

[H/T: HuffPo]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/04/10 at 02:35 PM
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller

[via FREEwilly]

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/17/10 at 06:03 PM
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/17/09 at 12:48 PM
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Charlize Theron

Nothing takes your mind off of panicky and/or horrible political jabbering like bizarre ‘n’ semi-creepy comedy sketches.  Enjoy.

Previous “Between Two Ferns” sketches here.

Posted by Kevin K. on 09/09/09 at 11:03 AM
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bradley Cooper

Posted by Kevin K. on 05/26/09 at 06:59 AM
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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Natalie Portman

MORE: Zach with Michael Cera, Jimmy Kimmel and John Hamm.

Posted by Kevin K. on 05/06/09 at 07:59 PM
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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Mad Men’s John Hamm

You can check out the two previous episodes here and here.

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/14/08 at 07:01 PM
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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/24/08 at 02:35 PM
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Friday, January 11, 2008

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

Zach plants Michael Cera (Superbad, Juno, Arrested Development) between two ferns. Very funny (and just a tad creepy).

SOMEWHAT RELATED: The premise is a little cheesy but the animation “Juno & Iggy - The Mixtape,” promoted at the end of the above video, has its moments.

Posted by Kevin K. on 01/11/08 at 10:32 AM
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